Facebook rules: 1. Stay on subject of the status.. For some reason my status's turn into a religious war zone when I talk about apples lol... 2. Stop acting like a cyber gangsta... you know you wouldn't act like that in person. 3. Stop over analyzing 4. Remember that you really don't know me.

Have we forgotten how to communicate? If you have someones number, why do you write them on FB to ask if they are awake? If you see someone you know on the streets, why do you not say hi but then go on FB and say "I saw you down the street" ? Hearing someones voice, seeing them in person, and being able to touch their hand as a symbol of hello is so stimulating. Dont get lost in cyber space.

When I'm having my baby, my husband will be in the bed next to me getting his ballz waxed. U go feel pain to partna!!

I'll kiss you to sleep,,, I'll kiss you awake.. I'll Kiss up north.. I'll Kiss you down south...Anything for you baby... But never ask me to kiss your ass

I'm your wife, your lover, your fantasy, your freak, your companion, your best friend.

Sugar daddy,,, your sugar is low,,, your love is growing... now, I must go.