Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.

Sports top moment: to score a goal but miss in the re-play.

Rudeness top moment: to scare an ostrich on an asphalt street.

I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.

Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.

Sometimes I get road rage just pushing a shopping cart in a supermarket.