Fail, and your friends feel superior. Succeed, and they feel resentful.

Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.

'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.'

If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements.

Those options for consumers are superior to what we have.

The difference between those who have failed and those who succeed lies in the difference of their habits.