Fall Day is one of the biggest days of the year for admissions.

But it doesn't happen as much as the media says it happens. Nannies are there to take care of the children, not seduce the husband.

People have this misconception that nannies are gorgeous creatures, and for the most part, they are not,

Just once I wanted a task that required all the joy I had. Day after day I had noticed that if I waited long enough, my strong unexpressed joy would dwindle and dissipate inside me, like a fire subsiding . . . . Just this once I wanted to let it rip.

But it's a good day if you can do all three.

The fact that we haven't had our day in court yet is beyond me. We filed the suit in May or June 2003.