Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year. That's why you need a strong line of communication... which includes laughter.
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GEORGE P. ELLIOTT The story goes as the line follow... alone... loony....
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That's what's happening....
DEYTH BANGER It is a small world. You do not have to live in it particuarly long to learn that for yourself. Ther...
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F. CALVIN PARKER What do I look for in a friend?
You!
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DEYTH BANGER I believe that there is a Matrix and... to be more accurate I am in the Pornography Matrix.
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A.A. MILNE Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and s...
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HERMANN HESSE Thus have I, Wall, my part discharged so;
And, being done, thus Wall away doth go.
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And th...
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CONOR OBERST All life is a manifestation of the spirit, the manifestation of love.
MORIHEI UESHIBA You will always fall in love, and it will always be like having your throat cut, just that fast.
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CHLOE THURLOW Its harder to gain the heart that loves than the heart that hates.
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with what you were bringing,
made
of light and bread and shadow I...
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NELL GREY I think being in love with life is a key to eternal youth.
DOUG HUTCHISON Love isn't the work of the tender and the gentle;
Love is the work of wrestlers.
The one w...
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SAM HARRIS Life is a risk.
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