Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy.

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

Anyone who says they don't like to receive a gift is lying.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who votes for McGowan is 100 percent right. He was a great umpire. He belongs in the Hall of Fame.

Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.