Fame means when your computer modem is broken, the repair guy comes out to your house a little faster.

Composing means you have a beginning, middle and end and a fluidity to what you're doing.

If you can't pronounce it, you probably shouldn't be putting it in your body or in your environment.

I used to get out of bed sometimes and feel depressed and watched a lot of reruns on TV to get over it. I should have allowed myself to be a little more human and not worry about trying to be a superwoman.

No one has ever bought me underwear, and I'm a little bummed about that. Maybe it's not such a big deal any more.

I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there.