Fans love McGwire for his powerful physique, for his on-field hugs of his son, the part-time bat boy. He is Big Mac, or Paul Bunyan in Cardinals red with a white-ash bat instead of an ax.
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Related He perched the bat on his shoulder, giving a nod that he understood I needed his help. With one loud... HOLLY HOOD (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON No question it's big to have his bat in the lineup. He's working his way back and has been the desig... GREG KAATZ He closed his eyes and just swung. He got the good part of the bat on it, and it was a deep shot. LAYTON ALIVIADO In the moment of truth, he's going in on a challenge. Despite his physique, he plays with big size. GREG MORALES Josh is a quality hitter, and against Long Beach it showed that we can not afford to have his bat ou... WAYNE GRAHAM I love his makeup. He brings a lot of class. He never makes excuses. He always has a smile on his fa... MITCHELL PAGE Being a cop was all he ever wanted to be, ... He was either at work, or he was doting on his son. He... PAUL ARNOLD Everyone can find the field in which he is gifted, his favorite activity and devote his time to it, ... SUNDAY ADELAJA His work ethic is one of his stronger points. He has a lot of offensive ability, a short stroke that... GREG HUNTER He is not nicknamed 'The Wall' for nothing but, having taken on opening, he may have exposed himself... YUVRAJ SINGH He beat his father with a baseball bat while he was sleeping. He cut his throat and then went to gre... FRANK SCHROEDER Tony had that problem with throwing his bat, HARMON KILLEBREW Jacques knew before the tour that he would be covering for all of the top six positions. I told him ... HAROON LORGAT We feel that Kearns is going to be part of the solution here. We want him to be in right field. He's... BRAD KULLMAN Back of the boy is Wilson,
Pledge of his high degree,
Back of the boy is Lincoln,
Lincol... EDMUND VANCE COOKE He's a veteran guy, get his bat in the lineup. FELIPE ALOU The doctor said that he may come out with a Big Mac in his mouth. BETTY MONTGOMERY Why does a virtuous man take delight in the landscapes? Because the din of the dusty world and the l... KUO HIS Why does a virtuous man take delight in the landscapes? Because the din of the dusty world and the l... KUO HIS This was his first at-bat with this organization. He's off to a pretty good start. He loves to play ... JOE VAVRA His bat speaks for himself and he's not going to speak on this action and this book. MICHAEL RAINS He's a great hitter, and he's got that kind of pop in his bat. JAROD INGERSOLL [And, the best part of it for new coach Charlie Weis was seeing the look on his son Charlie's face a... CHARLIE WEIS He takes a big cut. Something can happen when he swings the bat like that. He's red hot. THOMAS BERKERY The shape of his stuff was the big thing. I wasn't concerned about strikeouts, because there weren't... JOE TORRE We could have used him in the middle of that lineup, ... There's a reason he has 100 RBIs. One swing... JACKIE MOORE He's at his best with two strikes. He sets his mind on one pitch and it doesn't matter if it's on th... TOM GRAHAM That was an impressive at-bat. He fouled one off his knee and he battled, then he got one he could h... BRUCE BOCHY Being the father he was, he just comforted his son in his time of need. BILL LYNCH He did the bunt on his own. I have confidence in him to handle the bat and get a ground ball to the ... KYLE CROOKES He is one of the most liked person on Facebook because, instead of wasting his time on Facebook, he ... DR HITESH C SHETH He just put the bat on the ball and did his job. If I had made a better pitch, he probably wouldn't ... CHAD QUALLS We definitely wanted him to pitch better (and make the big club. To be honest, he pitched his way ou... MIKE ARBUCKLE No love is greater than that of a father for His son. DAN BROWN The crack of a bat sounded amplified in cavernous Yankee Stadium, sprinkled lightly with fans on a c... WILLIAM E. GEIST I have lots of clothes that I don't wear because I'm bad for impulse buying. They sit in my ... BAT FOR LASHES There's something in me that loves to inspire people: when I'm playing music, I imagine all ... BAT FOR LASHES I love dressing up. BAT FOR LASHES I could talk for ages about how women are amazing, but essentially we shouldn't be manipulated b... BAT FOR LASHES I'm not really frightened by experimenting - that's the main thing. I really like mixing ver... BAT FOR LASHES The creative part of your brain needs to be stimulated. Sometimes you get blocked in the thing you d... BAT FOR LASHES I think there's a karmic purpose that souls make before they decide to come into people's bo... BAT FOR LASHES The record company doesn't know what to do with me, because I'm not a Lily Allen, but I'... BAT FOR LASHES 'The Haunted Man' is about communication barriers between men and women, and in that song it... BAT FOR LASHES It can be frightening to turn your back on what others think is right. But I'm not the same as a... BAT FOR LASHES I want to add something worthwhile rather than just chucking loads of stuff into the world. I don... BAT FOR LASHES I find the world pretty overwhelming, so I'm getting into meditation and doing lots of yoga. And... BAT FOR LASHES I feel empathy for people who are trapped in a prison of self-consciousness in an uncomfortable way.... BAT FOR LASHES There's a part of me that wishes I could go out in T-shirt and jeans, 'cause I really love P... BAT FOR LASHES An album is a whole universe, and the recording studio is a three-dimensional kind of art space that... BAT FOR LASHES To be a great artist, you need to know yourself as best as you possibly can. I live my life and delv... BAT FOR LASHES I've hidden behind my hair more than clothes. Sometimes having long hair with a fringe is very u... BAT FOR LASHES I don't like to be too submissive in the way I dress. I like quite boyish things, so I hardly ev... BAT FOR LASHES I had Hallowe'en parties every year, as it was my birthday five days before. My parents would ac... BAT FOR LASHES In the music industry, intelligence in women is undervalued. BAT FOR LASHES I cry a lot when I feel empathy. I can feel heartbroken by life, and I cry quite easily, sometimes f... BAT FOR LASHES I live in a Moomin house in East London which I fill with blankets and nice crockery and get people ... BAT FOR LASHES We are bits of energy floating about in various guises, and when we die we rejoin the big cosmic sou... BAT FOR LASHES I get people being frightened of me. One time I did this photo shoot where I had hairy armpits - I w... BAT FOR LASHES I want to communicate to the everyday person. I don't want to just roll around in my own avant-g... BAT FOR LASHES When I was young, I wanted to be a writer or painter. I was always writing stories, and I excelled a... BAT FOR LASHES I have been listening a lot to The Carpenters and Neil Diamond, Elton John, and thinking, like, '... BAT FOR LASHES I quite like androgyny. BAT FOR LASHES All of the art that I love is about peeling back layers and delving into something that's in a s... BAT FOR LASHES In a repressed society, artists fulfil a sense of harking back to instant gratification, or immediat... BAT FOR LASHES My dad was a Muslim and would pray five times a day. I would pray with him as much as I could, in th... BAT FOR LASHES When I was little, people like Talking Heads were on the radio. There was something geeky yet ground... BAT FOR LASHES The way you wield your power is about using it to afford you opportunities that you wouldn't oth... BAT FOR LASHES When I was writing my dissertation, I wrote about Freud and the process of sublimation, which is whe... BAT FOR LASHES Mum says that, since I was a tiny baby, I've had the most strong-willed and stubborn personality... BAT FOR LASHES Each album takes two or two-and-a-half years to finish between recording and touring. It's like ... BAT FOR LASHES When I finished touring 'Fur and Gold,' I was just like, 'What am I doing? What do I hav... BAT FOR LASHES Dad was an amazing storyteller and illustrator, which he did in his spare time - very inspiring and ... BAT FOR LASHES I get invited to premieres, and I've been to a few fashion shows and stuff, but I always get rea... BAT FOR LASHES There's this label called Neurotica by these sweet girls that have given me some lovely things t... BAT FOR LASHES I think Deborah Harry has a really sexy, cool and quite playful sex-kitten kind of style I really li... BAT FOR LASHES I was brought up by the English side of my family, who are very repressed and working class. Absolut... BAT FOR LASHES Mentorship is really important. I really like to talk to people who have been in the music industry ... BAT FOR LASHES The first album I started out, I just did everything completely alone. I think it has to do with con... BAT FOR LASHES I don't think music is the first thing I turn to. For me, I think visual art is more the thing. ... BAT FOR LASHES When I finally finished the 'Two Suns' tour, which went on for quite a long time, I felt lik... BAT FOR LASHES I was a nursery school teacher, and I worked with youth groups. I loved that job. It was exhausting,... BAT FOR LASHES David Bowie worked with Brian Eno and dressed up in extraordinary clothes, but he was also a brillia... BAT FOR LASHES When I'm doing just music all the time, it can get really overwhelming. It's always challeng... BAT FOR LASHES I think music naturally wants to be played with more than one person. There's a surprise element... BAT FOR LASHES I got really good input up until the age of 11, which is perfect. That's when adolescence starts... BAT FOR LASHES I like it when people make an effort to wear things that you wouldn't normally put together - I ... BAT FOR LASHES When I was little, I grew up in a place called Hertfordshire, which is just near London, but out in ... BAT FOR LASHES I always think that the exceptional people are those who remain outsiders but still communicate on a... BAT FOR LASHES I usually speak with all my drummers so that I write my songs with them in mind, and we'll have ... BAT FOR LASHES He didn't wear his fame because of his father on his sleeve, ... He didn't act like a big shot, like... JEFF RUBY He was awesome tonight. It's his senior year and he didn't want to lose, especially on his home fiel... TOM KEENAN The kind of season Kyle had in 2003 indicates what he is capable of on the field. He should fit in n... HAL LANIER When he cuts down on his swing, and doesn't try to swing too hard, he puts good passes on the ball. ... BILL ROBINSON A man whose axe was missing suspected his neighbor’s son. The boy walked like a thief, looked like... JANE YOLEN The only other time I've seen Paul cry was when he got hit in the teeth with a cricket bat when he w... LEANNE HALL He's Gandalf on crack and an IV of Red Bull, with a big leather coat and a .44 revolver in his pocke... JIM BUTCHER He took advantage of it. He jumped on it right away and he hit the ball good. I didn't know it was h... AL REYES I always love the smell of a bat and a glove, or a hockey puck in the winter time. TINY TIM
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