Father told me if I ever met a lady in a (very low-cut) dress like yours, I must look her straight in the eyes

Father told me that if I ever met a lady in a dress like yours, I must look her straight in the eyes.

It's enough to wear a low-cut dress to see how little men really need...

He told me just to keep the ball low.

I just told him what my father used to tell me. As long as you have a bat in your hand, you can re-write the story.

I told him he couldn't have it all. So he pulled out this razor thing and cut off part of the mouse. He put it in a plastic bag and took it away. That's the last we heard until now.