Fear less; hope more. Eat less; chew more. Talk less; say more. Hate less; love more.

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack.

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.

The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back.