Finally after three years, Donald Trump has a real, true apprentice.

Donald Trump is a guy who can commit to things and wants to do a great job -- I mean, that's what makes Trump, Trump, ... People like that don't do things half-heartedly.

[Donald Trump has seen a revival with his hit TV show] The Apprentice, ... Trump: How to Get Rich.

I have nothing to do with Donald Trump.

I want to take a big dump
On the head of Donald Trump,
Just like he's dumping his shit on the world.

I'm the same businessman Donald Trump is.