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Find joy in everything you choose to do. Every job, relationship, home... it's your responsibility to love it, or change it.


Chuck Palahniuk

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Do. Then talk. In that order.
SOTERO M LOPEZ II Do the thing and you will have the power.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON Just like any one of us, they started with no road map or guarantee of success. But they went out an...
CAMILLE SWEENEY Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it
SARA SHEPARD You don't find interesting stuff because you don't search enough, ... every book has it's own lesson...
DEYTH BANGER It ends or it doesn't.
That’s what you say. That’s
how you get through it.
The tu...
CAITLYN SIEHL If you can dream it, you can do it.
ENZO FERRARI If you want a revenge, don't hold it. It poisons you.
Either you just let the grudge go, or mak...
TOBA BETA Using assistive technology with your child prevents your child from missing out on content solely be...
SANDRA K. COOK dont wait for next minute, next hour, next day, next week, next year, just do it if you want to do i...
ANON QUOTER Do it and they will follow
CHARMAINE J. FORDE Produce your own dream. If you want to save Peru, go save Peru. It’s quite possible to do anything...
JOHN LENNON It's a rotten job, but somebody's got to do it.
AGATHA CHRISTIE How to get it, I annoy you???
You are not interested???

What's the idea???
DEYTH BANGER It's three words "Alter your life" which mean change your life. It's not so easy, but it's not so ha...
DEYTH BANGER What if you couldn't bank on a future...what would you do now? Things can change in the blink of an ...
ELIZABETH ALRAUNE God walked with humanity in the cool of the day and gave them the most difficult and hottest parts o...
JOEY TALLADINO If you don't think it.
You'll never do it!
ANTHONY T. HINCKS If it's what you do and you can do it, then you do it.
VAN MORRISON If you think you can do it, you can.
JOHN BURROUGHS It ain't bragging if you can do it.
DIZZY DEAN Although I cannot see your face
As you flip these poems awhile,
Somewhere from some far-of...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN Everything known and referred to as “impossible” is often what has not been attempted before. It...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR You cannot control what other people do, only how you react to it.
JEFFREY FRY There's doubt in trying.
Just do it or stop thinking.
TOBA BETA Everyday people all over the world take advantage of life, they abuse it and dice with it.Life is so...
GARY F EVANS... Just do it... that's all... no matter what, when and where... but just do it.
DEYTH BANGER Don't think it. Do it!
ANTHONY T. HINCKS A weird thing happens when you get a glimpse of that side of you. A child-like zeal possesses you. I...
K.J. KILTON I get it," said Link. "Even if it wrecks everything, even if you know you're gonna get busted, somet...
KAMI GARCIA Dishonesty in government is the business of every citizen. It is not enough to do your own job. Ther...
DALTON TRUMBO He never seemed to get tired. Always first up and ready to move on. Never afraid of what lay ahead.
ERIN HUNTER What one promise do you need to claim? Find it. Don't give up. Cling to it.
CRAIG GROESCHEL You must be the person you have never had the courage to be. Gradually, you will discover that you a...
PAULO COELHO I love my job and I love my children. It's really about figuring out your schedules and getting ...
ADRIANA LIMA Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it.
EDMUND BURKE My guess is that if they now choose to change of director for every other film, it's just becaus...
GUY HAMILTON Look for joy in your life; it's not always easy to find.
CHARLES KURALT Success is a Journey: so, don’t forget to pack your COURAGE: to face the obstacles heading your wa...
PHILIP T. M. To be a poet, it's a challenge to do it in poverty, to do it in wealth. To do it in the academy,...
EILEEN MYLES A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart."
— Chuck Palahniuk, ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You know that we've got a few problems we need to talk through before we get married."

"I...
SUSAN ELIZABETH PHILLIPS If you want to really learn your playbook, you just do it.
ERIC BERRY I just have work to do; I just do it.
IAN MACKAYE ...wanting change is step one, but step two is taking it.
ISAAC MARION Just do it ! Just don't waste your time learning how to do it !
EPHDAN So, whatever you want to do, just do it....Making a damn fool of yourself is absolutely essential.
GLORIA STEINEM Just because it's a trend should we do it?
BERT MCCOY Instinct's the iron skeleton under all our ideas of free will.
STEPHEN KING It is what it is, it is what you make it.
JAMES DURBIN This world is a joke, and I'm in it
OLIWAH GOUDEE You are an adult and you don't understand me and what are the differences between the adult and the ...
DEYTH BANGER Wherever you are, be there totally. If you find your here and now intolerable and it makes you unhap...
ECKHART TOLLE It is better to find your courage to make changes when you can choose to rather than being forced to...
ROY T. BENNETT It was more a feeling of hunger than anything else.
BRADY QUINN When you go off in the world and make your life, and you come back to your home town, and you find y...
ROBERT RODRIGUEZ Nowadays, it's hard to find the best horror and to be interesting and to be afraid of it!
DEYTH BANGER It's so important to have a great relationship with your physician. It's one of those essent...
JOANNA GARCIA Let's don't do it again and again, posting the same, saying the same and the same. It's pointless!
DEYTH BANGER Bravery breaks barriers! You were not born to be mediocre! Put on courage and conquer! Don’t forge...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Do not let the tears fool you. She lied and cheated once, she will again. Your call to continue with...
TREVON CLARK I don't think man and woman should be compared, You don't compare things that complete one another.
FAITH N. Those who want to hear from you will let you hear from them.
TREVON CLARK As I make my way through, I feel okayness reaching through me.
The funny thing is that okayness...
MARKUS ZUSAK Have a robust mindset; dare to move any mountain!
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Love will find you again. And you can never, ever change yourself for anyone or change yourself to f...
LILY COLLINS In order to honor God with your wealth, you first have to admit that you are rich. Most people won't...
CRAIG GROESCHEL It's important in a relationship to have moments when you do your own thing.
KALEY CUOCO Think enthusiastically about everything; but especially about your job. If you do, you'll put a touc...
NORMAN VINCENT PEALE You don’t expect the goat to hatch the hen’s eggs. People do what they know very well. Don’t e...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR He who doesn't understand history is doomed to repeat it.
PITTACUS LORE Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it.
LEMONY SNICKET It is your responsibility to find fault with me, it is mine to hear you out. But don't expect me to ...
JOHN IRVING What you do will project you
SOTONYE ANGA If you do not believe you can do it then you have no chance at all.
ARSENE WENGER Find out if your radio interviewer has read your book, or you are going to have to do that part of t...
M. J. ROSE It's your body and your life and you have an absolute right to do with it as you choose.
DANIEL KEYS MORAN When all your efforts are channeled through a common canal for progress, no condition can alter a si...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR You are free to choose what you want to make of your life. It's called free agency or free will,...
SEAN COVEY When you give, you will be blessed. When you give, it will be given back to you.
CRAIG GROESCHEL I love what I do, but it is hard to have a personal relationship when you're never home.
BLAKE MYCOSKIE In any relationship, when you go through any big change, you struggle to find your new constellation...
ALICIA VIKANDER Cited from Chuck Palahniuk, 2003 - do not suffer do not rejoice, be not complimented or offended by ...
EJUMP - 2017 I'm in love with red. I think it's such a passionate color. Every flag of every country pret...
BRYAN BATT Don't take it easy until life goes down to your level.
EMILY THOMAS You don't want to be down 2-0 in a series. It's always important to try and get one on the o...
DOUG COLLINS You cannot do anything unless you allow your passion to motivate you. People may tell you, "you can ...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it'...
MARK TWAIN 6 Ways To Give Your Mind A Break:

1. Stop stressing
2. Stop worrying
3. Give re...
GERMANY KENT The water cooler conversation in every job I've had is sports, it's what did you do this wee...
KAL PENN The bird dares to break the shell, then the shell breaks open and the bird can fly openly. This is t...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR My father didn't tell me how to live;
he lived, and let me watch him do it
CLARENCE BUDINGTON KELLAND i can only change, what i can do with my own hands.
MOHAMMED ABDI MOHAMMED Saying tomorrow only risks your chances of waking up after today.
YAHYA MOHAMUD I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts.
HERMAN MELVILLE Do anything, save to lie down and die!
NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve
W. CLEMENT STONE Every job you do, somebody's looking at it. You're leaving an impression on somebody. What i...
ALDIS HODGE There’s no need to sharpen your pencils any more. Even the dull ones can make a mark.
ZE FRANK Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. ...
BARBARA DE ANGELIS

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U...
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CHUCK PALAHNIUK Masochism is a valuable job skill.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Someone bent on suicide won't have much sense of humor left.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Which is worse: Hell or nothing?
CHUCK PALAHNIUK People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distrac...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sof...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Real discoveries come from chaos.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The future is just wasted on some people.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You can find fresh pain every time you discover what you pretty much already know.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK If you don’t know what you want, you end up with a lot you don’t
CHUCK PALAHNIUK There’s always the chance you could die right in the middle of your life story
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Us. God's forgotten Science Fair project, left to grow mold. God's goldfish, ignored until we're for...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK As if you cut open a rag doll with a sill name, and found inside:Real intestines, real lungs, a beat...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You are not special. Your are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK I tell everybody, i'm tired of being jerked around, okay? so lets just not pretend. i don't have fuc...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom. without access to true chaos, we'...
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