First of all it's going to be a tremendous challenge. They are ranked third in the RPI and eighth in the AP. They are very underrated and will pose problems for us. On the other hand, our guys are very excited about having the chance to upset a team that is highly ranked.
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Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES What will make you a star is in you SOTONYE ANGA We are 12-2 in dual meets this season and ranked eighth in the state, third in Class A. ERICK JENSEN Northwestern is always very good. They are ranked 51st in the nation. BILL RICHARDS Being authentic can be a good thing in that often people who are fixated on that are also fixated on... EDGAR MEYER I thank God for schools that are serious about the gospel of Jesus Christ. They are vital to perpetu... JAMES C. DOBSON This is a very unfortunate situation for David and our team. It is a tremendous loss for us as a tea... REGGIE THEUS Obviously they are a very good club. They are nationally ranked and have one the top two or three pi... MIKE TRAPASSO Its amazing. How many teams can say they have to play every game like its their last? Because pretty... ALAN ANDERSON They are ranked No. 2 in their small-school division in Pennsylvania. They are a very good team. The... JEFF PAUL It's going to be an extremely tough dual. On paper, they are a stronger team than we are. They have ... AL FROST I would put this team on a level with those Oregon City teams (of the 1990s) that were ranked No. 1 ... DAVID HEARD On the one hand, AT&T says this is going to be a very powerful competitor. On the other hand, they s... JEFFREY KAGAN If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th... GARY F EVANS... The reality is we are still ranked 10th and we are playing a team ranked second in the world who are... DAV WHATMORE It starts with the coach. He gets us ready. We're very prepared. You look at our second unit, even o... ADRIAN GRIFFIN A very good series for us against a quality team. They're ranked 10th in the state and to get two wi... JOE PAPIN Firestone is a great team. They deserve to be 20-1 and ranked where they are. They would win in pret... MARK LOOMIS St. Mary's College will be a very competitive match-up for us. They are a very aggressive team and t... ELAINE JONES I don?t think it takes away from the luster of the conference. It?s great when you have a ranked tea... TOM YEAGER They're a veteran team that has a very, very good player in Price and a complement of perimeter play... BOB MILLER You always know they are going to be tough and you have to do the little things. It's fun to play th... HENRIK ZETTERBERG We are very excited about the addition of William, Adam and Phil to our program. All three were high... CARTER JORDAN We weren't ranked in the top five at the beginning of the year, and to be honest, I wouldn't have ra... BRYAN SABATO Us being ranked like we are and playing like we are, it's going to be that much more of a stage for ... JOSEPH HUNTER Being ranked will probably prevent us from sneaking up on our opponents. But our girls will be up fo... GORDON EAKIN In a day and age where it seems like women want to be with unstable, psychotic, manipulative freaks;... C. JOYBELL C. Our kids are aware of where these teams are ranked. But I think this team will show up and play. The... DARON SCHOENROCK I think certainly the pressure's on Wisconsin. They've been highly ranked all year. They're expected... JAMIE RUSSELL I thought we played well the first two games. I think fatigue set in a little bit in the third game.... DAN FRIEND We've been going through things a Missouri team hasn't been through in a while. We upset the defendi... CINDY STEIN Washington State is a team that should be ranked and is very good. We had a tough battle with them l... DAMON COUPE They are excited about the opportunity, but what is good about this team is that they are relaxed an... HANS KLEINSCHMIDT The search team are making a very important and valued contribution to our security function in the ... DENIS MURPHY We beat the 10th-ranked team in the country in Minnesota State-Moorhead. They had three ranked guys,... DAVE SCHUTTER So, tomorrow, I'm leaving. And I'm not going to let that happen again with anyone else. I'm going to... STEPHEN CHBOSKY That was probably the first time I've been totally impressed, 100 percent. We wrestled the toughest ... ADAM ALIREZ Tomorrow is more unfinished business for us. We are very happy to be in the final, but we aren't sat... BOB CALLAHAN Food Allergies Are Not Due to Food, Rather Are Due to the Constant Contamination of That Food That Y... THEHEALTHFOODGURU The story goes as the line follow... alone... loony.... ... That's what's happening.... DEYTH BANGER We're always pleased when our customers are satisfied with the service they receive in our stores. T... MARIA BROUS The final score was not indicative of how well we played. South Eugene is currently ranked No. 13 in... TONY SMITH One of our goals heading in was to beat a team ranked in our region, and we did that. North Dakota w... ERIC HUNT Beauty is the light within. Only when you see the light within yourself will others see it in you. F. JOHNSON I don' know much because it was kind of a last-minute thing. They should be highly ranked players in... AMY JENSEN It's kind of a second chance on the Tri-West game. We didn't respond to that very well. Now it's sor... MARK WILDMAN We have an enormous amount of room to get better. Are we the 75th-ranked team in the country? Are we... BILLY DONOVAN Laredo is going to be a very, very tough team to face, especially opening the series in their buildi... DON MCKEE I think this team can be as good as it was last year. The freshmen who came in are all very, very go... JEN AMASINO The human toll and the toll on our community will be a challenge that all of us are going to have to... BILL WELCH I was with an NBA scout before the game, a buddy of mine. He said this is the second-most athletic t... BRIAN GREGORY It should be a fun night. Once again, fans will have a chance to see the nation's No. 1 ranked prep ... BARRY REED They're undefeated and the #1 ranked team in North Dakota. Their program is very strong. JEFF PERREAULT England will feel they might have pushed India close if they had a full squad, but they are what the... ANGUS FRASER Tennessee is a young and very talented team. They have had some good wins against top teams such as ... MANUEL DIAZ Our team loves the pressure. Going against all these ranked teams is better than going against teams... ASHLEY KELLY We are very confident in our first year back in the PIHL and very excited about it. ANTHONY DEFAZIO The tournament in Puerto Rico in late February has 18 teams, 12 of which are ranked in the top 25 in... DEVON BROUSE The fact that every borehole in the first phase of drilling has intersected copper mineralization is... HENK VAN ALPHEN We're having tremendous problems with phone service. The reporters can't dial in here. The land line... CARL REDMAN They're ranked No. 2 in the state in all classifications, and they're certainly deserving of that, i... BRAD BLEW You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl... TAMMARA WEBBER They are ranked No. 1 for a good reason, GENE ALLEN The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS And having looked to Government for bread, on the very first
scarcity they will turn and bite the h... EDMUND BURKE Andy Cutler is very excited about the chance to compete at the Maymont Festival as are all of our ru... CHRIS ABEL Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. Not," Swift said firmly, "for all the tea in China." "That expression has never made sense to m... LISA KLEYPAS The main thing is to be resilient. Our guys are resilient. We are going to have to watch some West V... MIKE BREY (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON The soldiers of the entire squadron are very excited about the chance to be the first one across the... GREG STONE Take me to the height where success would seek my help to succeed! I ARE Now is the only time we have, and the only time that we have any control over. RICHARD CARLSON It's not who you are, but what you're made of. It's not where you come from, but where you're going ... CAREW PAPRITZ This conference tends to build with speed rather than bulk, ... It's very noticeable. If you look at... TOMMY TUBERVILLE She wanted to be herself at all costs. KIERA CASS Troy gave us a real battle last year. It's going to be our first match outside. I expect it to be a ... BILLY CHADWICK I have the impression that our children are much more excited about going to school than children in... CHERYL BENARD It's very difficult because you know these guys are coming in here against a veteran team like Memph... DWANE CASEY Marysville is ranked in the state and they have seven state qualifiers back. That's going to be a to... GEORGE CROOKS Now at least they have ranked [UF] up to second. And that's not to put any pressure on Billy. He's g... RICK STANSBURY There are about 400 business schools in the country that are ranked, so to be in the top 25 is fabul... LYNNE RICHARDSON Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo... GERMANY KENT A couple of customers interrupted [...] who wanted to know if we had some YA book about ants and ali... SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON They are talented. They have great size and great depth. It'll be a great challenge for our guys. Bu... CAMERON DOLLAR A tiny little baby!' says Tam. 'People look at me like I'm an animal. People who don't know me judge... JON RONSON If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever. FRANCINE RIVERS The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS The girls are very excited and pumped up. They are a little nervous, but I think they are ready for ... ANGELL FLOYD Orion is above the horizon now, and near it Jupiter, brighter than it will ever be ... But i expect ... THOMAS HARRIS Not too many teams get a chance to play against a state-ranked team that has only one loss. We look ... WENDELL JEFFRIES They are the best team fundamentally we have faced this year. They will test us in every phase of th... SKIP HOLTZ Highland is a good team and they are very quick. You cannot spot a team like that 13 points in the f... KRIS KLEEMAN We have a lot of respect for Florida. They are one of the top teams in the country. In fact, they we... BILLY CHADWICK Despite all that happened to the football team last season, they've really turned it around this fal... JOEL MILLER They are the vital instruments and our go-to guys. They are very good and very unselfish. And they r... DARRELL GRAVATT They have a lot of weapons, a lot of good players. ... They are big and athletic, which is why they ... STEW MORRILL [Olivia] has stepped in and done a tremendous job in the midfield. She is becoming a very key player... KATHY JANUZELLI I have seen a jump-in motivation of the students. They are actually sad that they are not going to c... KAREN RAMBO They all handle the puck. They all help each other get the puck. They have a tremendous work ethic, ... JOE BATTISTA
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GILBERT GOTTFRIED The 'Phoenix Sun' did a list of the unsexiest men in the world, and I made it to number one.... GILBERT GOTTFRIED No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism. GILBERT GOTTFRIED There are also two kinds of truths: truth of reasoning and truths of fact. Truths of reasoning are n... GOTTFRIED LEIBNIZ Reality TV has totally destroyed soap operas. They're gone. They used to be the biggest thing in... GILBERT GOTTFRIED If you're a lead actor, people are just waiting to say 'you're too old' or 'you&... GILBERT GOTTFRIED Every present state of a simple substance is the natural consequence of its preceding state, in such... GOTTFRIED LEIBNIZ A human life is a schooling for eternity. GOTTFRIED KELLER The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure wha... GILBERT GOTTFRIED I think I get that. GILBERT GOTTFRIED Universal Pictures presents the Georgie Jessel Story. Ted Bessell is Georgie Jessel. Ted Bessell lea... GILBERT GOTTFRIED They met with John (Wednesday), but other than that, there's no changes. He didn't say a whole lot a... JOE GOTTFRIED None of this was a reaction to the situation with the University of Mississippi. Our meeting with hi... JOE GOTTFRIED He said everything went well, went fine. No offer was made. JOE GOTTFRIED Well, I've always been of the mindset never to hold anybody back if they have the opportunity. But w... JOE GOTTFRIED I knew [in 2002] that he's good. He had the pedigree. He had the personality. I've watched him matur... JOE GOTTFRIED He told me he was looking for the right fit for him. JOE GOTTFRIED The damage to the soccer field has to be fixed soon, but with the baseball field, we have several mo... JOE GOTTFRIED The clubhouse lost some of its siding. On the soccer field, we had damage to the scoreboard and both... JOE GOTTFRIED We sustained damage to the outfield fence. Both the center field and the right field fence had damag... 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As when the Organ's music rolls;
No gold rewards, but ... GOTTFRIED AUGUSTUS BURGER Blind zeal can only do harm.
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ASSEMBLYMAN RICHARD GOTTFRIED To think what is true, to sense what is beautiful and to want what is good, hereby the spirit finds ... JOHANN GOTTFRIED HERDER ...obscurantist feature in social scientists trying to combine pluralism with environmentalism. They... PAUL EDWARD GOTTFRIED Those that embrace the entire universe with love, for the most part love nothing, but their narrow s... JOHANN GOTTFRIED VON HERDER To love is to place our happiness in the happiness of another. GOTTFRIED WILHELM VON LEIBNIZ To love is to place our happiness in the happiness of another. GOTTFRIED WILHELM VON LEIBNITZ It's easier to be original and foolish than original and wise. GOTTFRIED WILHELM VON LEIBNIZ What of us lies in the hearts of others is our truest and deepest self. JOHANN GOTTFRIED VON HERDER Say oh wise man how you have come to such knowledge? Because I was never ashamed to confess my ignor... JOHANN GOTTFRIED VON HERDER Brave is the lion tamer, brave is the world subduer, but braver is the one who has subdued himself. JOHANN GOTTFRIED VON HERDER Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant, they is a fuel in us which needs to ... JOHANN GOTTFRIED VON HERDER Touch not the flute when drums are sounding around; when fools have the word, the wise will be silen... JOHANN GOTTFRIED VON HERDER An internal breakthrough is a burden, an external one is a blessing. MARK I'm a city boy. I grew up in a big city, in Birmingham, and I want to write about a city. It'... MARK BILLINGHAM Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. MARK TWAIN I miss both of my parents terribly every day, but especially as we approach Thanksgiving. We always ... MARK SHRIVER My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. MARK TWAIN Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others. MARK TWAIN It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure tha... MARK TWAIN We shall never change our political leaders until we change the people who elect them. MARK SKOUSEN The travel and tourism industry is the lifeblood of many states around the country - including Flori... MARK FOLEY The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession. MARK TWAIN India has 2,000,000 gods and worships them all. In religion, all other countries are paupers; India ... MARK TWAIN Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own. MARK TWAIN I never let schooling interfere with my education. MARK TWAIN Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. MARK TWAIN Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities. MARK TWAIN The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed rig... MARK TWAIN There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. MARK TWAIN In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours. MARK TWAIN Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here firs... MARK TWAIN But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one... MARK TWAIN The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. MARK TWAIN The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. MARK TWAIN Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of ti... MARK TWAIN It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. MARK TWAIN The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become. MARK TWAIN The lack of money is the root of all evil. MARK TWAIN Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. MARK TWAIN When Facebook was getting started, nothing used real identity - everything was anonymous or pseudony... MARK ZUCKERBERG Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled. MARK TWAIN Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. MARK TWAIN Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired. MARK TWAIN Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. MARK TWAIN My success was due to good luck, hard work, and support and advice from friends and mentors. But mos... MARK WARNER There are lies, damned lies and statistics. MARK TWAIN Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. MARK TWAIN Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside... MARK TWAIN Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. MARK TWAIN The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice. MARK TWAIN Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. MARK TWAIN I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. MARK TWAIN The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. MARK TWAIN All generalizations are false, including this one. MARK TWAIN 'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read. MARK TWAIN I wear the same outfit or, at least, a different copy of it almost every day. MARK ZUCKERBERG The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a ba... MARK TWAIN The secret of getting ahead is getting started. MARK TWAIN Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. MARK TWAIN I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. MARK TWAIN There was a point when I was 15 or 16 that I realized that my father wanted me to be a loner. I deci... MARK VONNEGUT There is plenty of blame to go around for the U.S. housing bubble, but not much of it belongs to Fan... MARK ZANDI Human cultural diversity is vast; the range of cultural practices, beliefs, and languages that we sp... MARK PAGEL I made my name and reputation DJing in hip-hop clubs in New York. 'Celebrity DJ' is a term t... MARK RONSON Kids don't need to be taught the value of making; they are natural makers, at least until tradit... MARK FRAUENFELDER Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. MARK TWAIN I think a lot of people who say they are bisexual aren't. MARK GATISS Defending birthright citizenship is about being on the right side of liberty. The 14th Amendment is ... MARK MCKINNON If I owned half of that dog, I would shoot my half. MARK TWAIN I believe we have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries. MARK ZUCKERBERG Our prayer and God's mercy are like two buckets in a well; while the one ascends the other desce... MARK HOPKINS Launching a Broadway show is like no other endeavor. It's taxing because you're present - it... MARK HAMILL What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet! MARK MCKINNEY To me, all war is failure for humanity, though it often is a bounty for commerce. MARK EDWARDS What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed ... MARK TWAIN When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. B... MARK TWAIN When you have prayed for victory you have prayed for many unmentioned results which follow victorymu... MARK TWAIN The teacher reminded us that Romes liberties were not auctioned off in a day, but were bought slowly... MARK TWAIN By his father he is English, by his mother he is Americanto my mind the blend which makes the perfec... MARK TWAIN So I became a newspaperman. I hated to do it but I couldnt find honest employment. MARK TWAIN The people of those foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked curiously at the costumes... MARK TWAIN We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in itand stop there; lest w... MARK TWAIN The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large mattertis the diff... MARK TWAIN Say the report is exaggerated. MARK TWAIN A jay hasnt got any more principle than a Congressman. A jay will lie, a jay will steal, a jay will ... MARK TWAIN To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature Congressman. MARK TWAIN I think I can say, and say with pride, that we have some legislatures that bring higher prices than ... MARK TWAIN A myriad of men are born; they labor and sweat and struggle; ...they squabble and scold and fight; t... MARK TWAIN Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the st... MARK TWAIN Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born --a hundred mi... MARK TWAIN Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to... MARK TWAIN We never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead -- and not then ... MARK TWAIN Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. MARK TWAIN All say, How hard it is that we have to die -- a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people... MARK TWAIN Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find... MARK TWAIN Write without pay until somebody offers to pay you. If nobody offers within three years, sawing wood... MARK TWAIN As to the adjective, when in doubt strike it out. MARK TWAIN I am admonished in many ways that time is pushing me inexorably along. I am approaching the threshol... MARK TWAIN Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than... MARK TWAIN The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without burst... MARK TWAIN When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old. MARK TWAIN All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. MARK TWAIN The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do wh... MARK TWAIN To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand ... MARK TWAIN All workers, whether they are employed in the private or public sector, should avoid living 'pay... MARK SKOUSEN Fear is an underrated emotion. And that's why I think it's very dangerous to try and cosset ... MARK GATISS I have a very dear family and very dear friends. They're my rock. These are people who knew me f... MARK RUFFALO There is no better way to quickly buoy hard-pressed homeowners than helping them take advantage of t... MARK ZANDI I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you. MARK MCKINNEY Too-easy credit and millions of bad loans made during the U.S. housing bubble paved the way for the ... MARK ZANDI James Cagney, Steve McQueen, I loved all those guys. I grew up loving the movies but had no desire t... MARK WAHLBERG