First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.

The optimum frequency with which comedians should do a series is every year. I do one every three years. My audience is literally dying off.

You can't do comedy with a beard.

Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip.

Recently, my personal advisors have been telling me to go to America. Actually, people have been walking up to me in the street and telling me to sod off, but that's the same thing, isn't it?

I've accentuated the look over the years. As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.