Florida is like Wal-Mart central.

Unfortunately for Wal-Mart, we're still not seeing the trading up effect.

Almost everything strange washes up near Miami.

We ought to be bragging about Florida!

We're still affordable. We're usually about half what they charge in central and south Florida.

Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey-when you are the son of Poseidon, you don't have to hurry. And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time.