Football is a game played by 22 players, and at the end Germany wins.

That's the way football is. There's no point getting too low. If we don't qualify for Germany then OK, but we're still in a good position. We've got two games to send us through, so let's see where we are after these two games before we get too high or too low.

Football banning orders are one of the key tools we are using in the ongoing fight to keep Germany free from any travelling trouble-makers.

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.

My best girl is dead.

Marta was watching the football game with me when she said, "You know, most of these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its territory from invasion by another group." "Yeah," I said, trying not to laugh. Girls are funny.