For 20 years I've gotten to laugh my way through my work. For me, that's a dream job.

There are many reluctant young readers who haven't yet found books that make them laugh.

Society just has a way of inhibiting you, which is good and bad.

My own pregnancies were all about me, me, me. My aches, my pains, my swollen feet, and my body that looked like the Michelin Man.

My senior year of high school, I was voted 'Wittiest.' So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.

I was a good kid, but I was just very chatty. Teachers were rarely entertained, but occasionally a child was, which was enough for me. Everything was so urgent. I needed to say it immediately.