For a long while, I was really against Twitter. I mean, who cares if I'm in an airport or had broccoli for dinner?

Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.

Who cares if you bunt for a base hit?

It was a big story and yesterday's soup. Who cares?

I'm being hypocritical because I have a Twitter, but I try to not talk about things like, 'Oh, I had a grapefruit this morning and it was delicious,' because, who cares?

I just don't think I'm that interesting. I don't think what I have to say is that interesting. To hear me go blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I mean, who... cares?