For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

In our family, mom and dad are Longhorns, our first two kids are Aggies and we're hoping our last one is a Longhorn. It gives us family fun on Thanksgiving Day.

Look around. There are no enemies here. There's just good, old-fashioned rivalry.

Of course it's dangerous,

I'm going to get everything that will blow away nailed down and get in the house and stay there.

Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.