For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.

The average man's judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.

A young man is a theory, an old man is a fact.

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.

One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.