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For many years the National Pretend Speed Limit was fifty-five miles per hour (metric equivalent: 378 kilograms per hectare.)

Dave Barry

Dave Barry

EquivalentFiftyFiveHectareHourLimitMetricMilesNationalPerPretendSpeed

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