For me, the most difficult thing is that I am learning melodies on guitar from some songs whose melodies were not meant to be played on guitar. Ever. They were intended mostly for keyboards or melodic percussion.


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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
FRANCIS VINCENT “FRANK” ZAPPA, JR.