For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.

For years [my wedding ring] has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.

All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows