For some reason, I have better luck when I work with women. I guess I have a good sense of sisterhood.

Some guys look better as they get older.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

Why didn't you become a sorcerer, Geralt? Weren't you ever attracted by the Art? Be honest.'
'I will. I was.'
'Why, then, didn't you follow the voice of that attraction?'
'I decided it would be wiser to follow the voice of good sense.'
'Meaning?'
'Years of practice in the witcher's trade have taught me not to bite off more than I can chew. Do you know, Vilgefortz, I once knew a dwarf, who, as a child, dreamed of being an elf. What do you think; would he have become one had he followed the voice of attraction?

I look at myself like a show dog. I've got to keep her clipped and trimmed and in good shape.

Leave something good in every day.