For some reason, the military seems more afraid of gay people than they are against terrorists, but they're very brave with the terrorists... If the terrorists ever got a hold of this information, they'd get a platoon of lesbians to chase us out of Baghdad.

We have to have some rules and regulations in America, or the world would empty out here.

We have some Jewish members of Congress, not a lot but there's a bunch of us.

The problem with you bisexuals is that most of you are just fuckers and not lovers

Whether rich people make money or lose money, they get no sympathy from the public.

We had two meetings here (with Louisiana missing people hotline officials) about forwarding Mississippi information to us. That didn't happen. They sat on this information. We had our missing person task force up and going and we were getting a lot of stuff done. We were able to track a lot of people down.