For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

This is the first time since 2001 that the annual death toll from road accidents has dropped below 100,000.

You don't have to get it right the first time.

This is the first time in my life I've ever been happy, not completely happy, but happier than I've ever been.

My first time overseas was taking 10,000 tons of beer to Vietnam.

Jeff puts his relationship first and foremost and realizes I do the same, so he really watches out for me and makes sure I don't have to do anything on the show that would upset David. I was warned when I started a sketch comedy show that they could be cutthroat, but it's been like a family.