For this New Year's day, weather forecasters are warning of an incoming storm of hugs and kisses all over the planet... we advise closing your umbrella and opening your heart.
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Related For the servicemen there were lots of hugs and kisses. We were so happy that the war was over. LLOYD BROWN I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES We got lots of hugs and kisses when we opened the doors. LAURA RYDER I'm not an economist and we all know economists were created to make weather forecasters look go... RUPERT MURDOCH Words cannot express how we felt. We were all very excited.There were cheers and tears, hugs and kis... MACKENZIE STEGER You are always new, the last of your kisses was ever the sweetest. JOHN KEATS You are always new. The last of your kisses was ever the sweetest. JOHN KEATS If it´s cold and cloudy outside, And you want to be a great fella, Make all your troubles... ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES It's a WWW storm -- wet, windy weather through New Year's Day. STEVE ANDERSON Kisses like his should come with a warning label. They can't be good for the heart. COLLEEN HOOVER We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for g... VIRGINIA SATIR We thank and praise God for this, ... for you all opening your hearts and coming in and helping us. LOUISE WILLIAMS The toughest part is closing out games without her, ... She was our go-to player and great at closin... SVETLANA ABROSIMOVA Sweep your mind and clean your heart, for these are the very places where things that make or mar ou... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH But there are rock and roll fans all over this continent and all over the globe, really, and we'... JAMES YOUNG GOES satellites help our forecasters to see both the big picture and small-scale storm features. Sin... JACK KELLY Yay!” Tyson went around the couches and gave everyone a big hug—even Octavian, who didn't look t... RICK RIORDAN No vice can harbor in you, no infirmity take any root, no good desire can languish, when once your h... WILLIAM LAW Handshakes, hugs, and kisses are fleeting. It is true love that will last a lifetime. A.J. CHILSON As soon as you concern yourself with the 'good' and 'bad' of your fellows, you create an opening in ... MORIHEI UESHIBA A lot of the opening-day lakes in the Puget Sound region have received more fish than they have in p... CHAD JACKSON When you hear the birds chirping in the morning, remember this one thing: it is a new morning for a ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH The StormReady program provides us with an improved weather warning and preparedness service for the... JAMIE TURNER We will witness one day, when my sky kisses your sea. HENANNIE ZARAGOZA We used to argue, fight and get angry, but we always ended our enmity with kisses and hugs. M.F. MOONZAJER When you dream you go inside yourself, even though it makes you feel like you are traveling many mil... KATE MCGAHAN We track the weather all day. We could get 3 to 7 inches, or the storm could miss us. JUSTIN GAMESTER Your order for "living" is available and in stock. I also highly recommend purchasing some free hugs... RODEL NATIVIDAD CASIO ''Fate is like a small sandstorm that keeps changing directions. You change direction but the sandst... HARUKI MURAKAMI It's no use carrying an umbrella if your shoes are leaking. IRISH PROVERB Plenty of love, Tons of kisses,
Hope some day, To be your Mrs. UNKNOWN I opened up my heart and gave you all I had....never feeling this degree of love before. Your analyt... STARGAZER Each time you say hello to a stranger, your heart acknowledges over and over again that we are all f... SUZY KASSEM We are hoping for a great turnout this year and also for great weather on the day of the tournament. BRENDA JONES It s no use carrying an umbrella if your shoes are leaking. IRISH PROVERB Hope your Birthday gently breezes into your life all the choicest of things and all that your heart ... ABRAHAM LINCOLN The project is going to have a profound influence. We are opening a door to new areas of research th... MARK ZOBACK Men are men. I've been married to my husband for eight years now; we've been together for 16... TIA MOWRY This really is a dangerous storm that is coming in, ... One of the forecasters compared it to the bl... MICHAEL BLOOMBERG As soon as you concern yourself with the 'good' and 'bad' of your fellows, you creat... MORIHEI UESHIBA Cities were monitoring more and going into shock over what pollution had been ignored for years if n... BRUCE REZNIK Aragorn: Hold your ground, hold your ground. Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers. I see in your ey... J.R.R. TOLKIEN Air is approximately 21% oxygen, our brains feed off of oxygen. So basically we are all airheads. ANDONI GARCIA Inspired By Beauty In Creation We Are One DANIEL GILMAN The last years of fading communism provided an ideal environment for Poland's Catholic Church, w... NORMAN DAVIES For everybody, I think that we all, when we look at this situation of race, we need a change of hear... BENJAMIN WATSON Anger - a beast within us that needs taming. SARU SINGHAL Start the day with open mind.With open mind you are also opening your heart to the magic of the univ... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Opening day, you can't wait for it to get here and then you can't wait to get it over with so you ca... AARON BOONE It feels good, pouring your heart out over something, and then all of a sudden people are getting in... MICHAEL PENA Which would you rather have, capital lined up on your borders, trying to get into your country or tr... ARTHUR LAFFER "Asking An Angel To Blow Kisses You Way,
Hoping To Lighten & Brighten Your Day." ~ Tom Baker TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN Let’s get to the point, Amelia.” His hands closed over her shoulders. “Are you going to marry ... LISA KLEYPAS Perhaps grief is like battle: After experiencing enough of it, your body’s instincts take over. Wh... SABAA TAHIR I loved you in the morning, our kisses deep and warm, your hair upon the pillow like a sleepy, golde... LEONARD COHEN We have nothing to do now than to give the best baton to our next generation! We have nothing to do ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH The power of heart is much stronger than the power of mind to empower our life. ANUJ SOMANY This is an exciting new area with potential for opening new therapeutic avenues for diseases that ar... JOEL WEINSTOCK If your options are closing-in around you and you feel panicked, scared and helpless, this is the ti... BRYANT MCGILL Narrators of first-person claptrap like this often greet the reader at the door with moist hugs and ... JUDITH MOORE Pain , happiness, peace, love, friends and your partner, is very common ! Every body does have these... SHANUKA SHASTHRI FERNANDO The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters. JEAN-PAUL KAUFFMANN The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters. CALVIN COOLIDGE It's not the substance of what you make known to me that's beautiful; it's the opening of your heart... DANA CANDLER The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort -- the opening, terror. Conversely, the ... ANDY ROONEY The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the c... ANDY ROONEY The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort -- the opening, terror. Conversely, the... ANDY ROONEY All this technology for connection and what we really only know more about is how anonymous we are i... HEATHER DONAHUE He'd always come in and give us hugs and kisses. He liked being a clown. RED WILSON When you get through a day like this, you're happy it's over because your brain has had all it can s... TONY STEWART To get over there and to be part of the opening ceremonies and realize you are an Olympian for the r... RUSS HOWARD The county is pleased to be a partner in opening this new route. It crosses the beautiful heart of t... MARK LUCE You don't stop thinking about women just because your wife dies. It's terrible, but you know... IAN MCLAGAN An increase in turkey abundance coupled with nice weather resulted in a higher number of turkeys har... DAVE SWANSON I am not better than you because of my religion, color, culture, education, status, wealth, etc. I a... NAJWA ZEBIAN Our breath gets shallow and ineffective when we are in a stressed state. I advocate stopping whateve... LINDSAY WAGNER When you STEPOUT, you will Stand out, when you stand out you will definitely be Noticed and when you... OSCAR BIMPONG Every little gracious act adds to the quotient of grace in the world - how gracious can you be today... ANGIE KARAN We cannot find peace when the mind rages war against the heart, when we fight with our thoughts the ... DRAGOS BRATASANU An acquaintance merely enjoys your company, a fair-weather companion flatters when all is well, a tr... E.A. BUCCHIANERI You know nothing, Jon Snow. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN GOES satellites help our forecasters to see both the big picture and small-scale storm features, JACK KELLY Childfree women are actually great assets to the planet. Our carbon footprint is smaller than a mom&... JEN KIRKMAN The outdoor warning sirens in Douglas County are being sounded at this time. The National Weather Se... BOB NEWTON Anyone who prays for the death of his enemy must consider who tempted Jesus Christ, the persecution ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH At the end of the day, at 49 years old, it's realistic to believe that a Terminator has a heart. BILL GOLDBERG "Angels are always praying for you night and day,
Leaving words of comfort in your heart to stay."
~... TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN Sometimes fate is like a small sandstorm that keeps changing directions. You change direction but th... HARUKI MURAKAMI If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed u... JACK HANDY Keep guard over your eyes and ears as the inlets of your heart, and over your lips as the outlets, l... ANNE BRONTE We are here because over billions of years, countless variables fell into place, any of which could ... WENDY MASS Message from Archangel Gabriel: "We celebrate with you new beginnings. Cheers to old and new friends... KIMBERLY DAWN Enclose your heart in times of need with the steel of your determination and your strength. In doing... LORA LEIGH "May Angel hugs come your way, Giving comfort, helping you through each day." ~ Tom Baker TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN ...when we love God, we naturally run to Him-frequently and zealously. Jesus didn't command that we ... FRANCIS CHAN We knew that it would take a while to find a new label and put out a new album. We decided to put so... ADAM KRIER Give your all in the Here and Now , with all of your heart VIRGINIA TOOLE When love is present in your heart, it takes over the function of your mind, and controls your being... KIMTO OCHE EMMANUEL If you believe in your heart you are this away, because of your any ways, and other folk that's the ... SUSIE L HILL Put paying your dues and all that puts so much into being a success. You have an understanding of wh... TAYLOR KITSCH
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