For where thy treasure is, there also will thy heart be.
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For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
BIBLE For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.
BIBLE Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
ANONYMOUS Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
BIBLE Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also
J.K. ROWLING Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also
BIBLE Let thy life be thy gracious treasure.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Where ones treasure is there also is his heart.
JESUS I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy
eyes—and moreover, I will go w...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepteth thy...
BIBLE Where a man's heart is, there is his treasure also.
SAINT AMBROSE The desire is thy prayers; and if thy desire is without ceasing, thy prayer will also be without cea...
SAINT AUGUSTINE The desire is thy prayers; and if thy desire is without ceasing, thy prayer will also be without cea...
SAINT AUGUSTINE OF HIPPO For whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my peop...
BIBLE treasure up these words in thy heart. Be faithful and diligent in keeping the commandments of God an...
ANONYMOUS Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory?
BIBLE "Wind to thy wings. Light to thy path. Dreams to
thy heart.
OLASOT Such as thy words are, such will thine affections be esteemed; and such as thine affections, will be...
SOCRATES If you pray for thy neighbour, sow a seed of love in thy heart.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Come, now again, thy woes impart,
Tell all thy sorrows, all thy sin;
We cannot heal the throbb...
GEORGE CRABBE Slogans are mere wordsuck...
GABRIEL THY Entreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee - for whither thou goest, I wil...
CASSANDRA CLARE If you pray for thy neighbour, you sow a seed of love in thy heart.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Give God thy heart, thy service, and thy gold; The day wears on,
and time is waxing old.
- Un...
UNATTRIBUTED AUTHOR O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? 1 Corinthians 15:55
BIBLE Let thy mercies come also unto me, O LORD, even thy salvation, according to thy word.
BIBLE Where I am always thou art. Thy image lives within my heart.
SHERRILYN KENYON Bloody thou art, bloody will be thy end;
Shame serves thy life and doth thy death attend.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Thy way and thy doings have procured these things unto thee; this is thy wickedness, because it is b...
BIBLE I have not hid thy righteousness within my heart; I have declared thy faithfulness and thy salvation...
BIBLE Therefore if thou bring thy gift to the altar, and there rememberest that thy brother hath ought aga...
BIBLE Thy sum of duty let two words contain,
(O may they graven in thy heart remain!)
Be humble and ...
MATTHEW PRIOR Therefore remove sorrow from thy heart, and put away evil from thy flesh: for childhood and youth ar...
BIBLE Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying
BIBLE If thy meditation tends to fill thy note-book with notions, and good sayings, concerning God, and no...
RICHARD BAXTER Wither thou goest, I will go; thy people shall by my people; where thou diest, will I die, and there...
CASSANDRA CLARE Be not rash with thy mouth, and let not thine heart be hasty to
utter any thing before God; for God...
BIBLE Be mild, and cleave to gentle things,
thy glory and thy happiness be there.
WILLIAM WORDSWORTH Whatever thy hand findest to do, do it with all thy heart. -Jesus Christ.
JESUS CHRIST Thou wert best set - thy lower part where thy nose stands
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Then said the Lord to him, Put off thy shoes from thy feet: for the place where thou standest is hol...
BIBLE Do no cheat thy Heart and tell her, 'Grief will pass away.'
ADELAIDE PROCTER Do no cheat thy Heart and tell her, 'Grief will pass away.'
ADELAIDE ANNE PROCTER Cold is thy hopeless heart, even as charity.
ROBERT SOUTHEY Rejoice, O young man, in thy youth; and let thy heart cheer thee in the days of thy youth, and walk ...
BIBLE O shame, where is thy blush?
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Where your heart is, there is your treasure of happiness.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA If half thy outward graces had been placed
About the thoughts and counsels of thy heart.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I answer the heroic question Death where is thy sting? It is here in my heart and mind and memories
MAYA ANGELOU In a storm, I think, 'What if the gospel be not true? Then thou art, of all men, most foolish. F...
JOHN WESLEY As thy days, so shall thy strength be which, in modern language, may be translated as thy thoughts s...
EMMET FOX And wisdom and knowledge shall be the stability of thy times, and strength of salvation: the fear of...
BIBLE There are only two kinds of people in the end: those who say to God, 'Thy will be done,' and those t...
C. S. LEWIS Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache; do be my enemy for friendship's sake.
WILLIAM BLAKE Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache; do be my enemy--for friendship's sake.
WILLIAM BLAKE Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache; do be my enemy - for friendship's sake
WILLIAM BLAKE But I have trusted in thy mercy; my heart shall rejoice in thy salvation. (Psalms 13:5)
BIBLE Thy confidence, shall be thy courage.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Let thy discontents be thy secrets.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Be ignorance thy choice, where knowledge leads to woe.
JAMES BEATTIE The Law saith, Where is thy righteousness, goodness, and satisfaction? The Gospel saith, Christ is t...
PATRICK HAMILTON But when thou findest sensibility of heart, joined with softness of manners, an accomplished mind, a...
NOAH WEBSTER We are unknown to ourselves, we men of knowledge - and with good reason. We have never sought oursel...
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt ...
BIBLE Entreat me not to leave thee,
Or return from following after thee—
For whith...
CASSANDRA CLARE Can Christ be in thy heart, and thou not know it? Can one king be dethroned and another crowned in t...
WILLIAM GURNALL Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and
rust doth corrupt, and where thieves...
BIBLE Stoop where thou wilt, thy careless hand
Some random bud will meet;
Thou canst not tread, but ...
THOMAS HOOD Let thy body be thy holy temple.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Let thy pure act be thy prayer.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Let thy holy temple be thy body.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA In treat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I wil...
BIBLE In treat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I wil...
BIBLE O happy skylark springing
Up to the broad, blue sky,
Too fearless in thy winging,
Too gl...
CHRISTINA G. ROSSETTI Give all to love; obey thy heart.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON Give all to love; obey thy heart
RALPH WALDO EMERSON Thy shoes shall be of iron and brass: and as thy days, so shall
thy strength be.
BIBLE Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper.
THOMAS FULLER Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper.
DR. THOMAS FULLER There is a snake in thy smile, my dear,
And bitter poison within thy tear.
PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY Make thy face to shine upon thy servant: save me for thy mercies' sake.
BIBLE For because thou hast trusted in thy works and in thy treasures, thou shalt also be taken: and Chemo...
BIBLE O LORD God of Abraham, Isaac, and of Israel, our fathers, keep this for ever in the imagination of t...
BIBLE Thy Will for Deed I do accept.
GUILLAUME DE SALLUSTE DU BARTAS But if thy brother be grieved with thy meat, now walkest thou not charitably. Destroy not him with t...
BIBLE Touch the goblet no more!
It will make thy heart sore
To its very core!
HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW Blessed shall be thy basket and thy store.
BIBLE Cursed shall be thy basket and thy store.
BIBLE For thus saith the LORD, Thy bruise is incurable, and thy wound is grievous.
BIBLE Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food.
HIPPOCRATES I know, 0 Caesar, that thou art awaiting my arrival with impatience, that thy true heart of a friend...
HENRYK SIENKIEWICZ And thine house and thy kingdom shall be established for ever before thee: thy throne shall be estab...
BIBLE Trust not thy feeling, for whatever it be now, it will quickly be changed.
THOMAS À KEMPIS He that is thy friend indeed, he will help thee in thy need: if thou sorrow, he will weep; if you wa...
RICHARD BARNFIELD Dwell not upon thy weariness, thy strength shall be according to the measure of thy desire.
ARAB PROVERB Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache; do be my enemy - for friendship's sake. -William Blak...
WILLIAM BLAKE Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love.
FRANCIS OF ASSISI Search others for their virtues, thy self for thy vices
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Have thy heart in heaven and thy hands upon the earth. Ascend in piety and descend in charity. For t...
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