Freedom of drinking should always be allowed, and it is only American to let a guy get drunk where he wants to get drunk.

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

It's expensive to open your mouth...

You ought to live your life with such freedom and joy that uptight Christians will doubt your salvation.

I don't rehearse on either of my shows, 'Family Feud' or my talk show. I never rehearse with the guests. I don't want to have any preconceived thoughts, notions, because that kills my creativity as a host and as a stand up.

I don't have 'The Jerry Springer Show'. I just got 'Family Feud', but some of them families, when they lose, man, they have some real conversations with each other back behind that wall, but I've never been involved in any of them.