Friends are like television. Some are like PBS and always asking for money. Others are like the news, with sad tales to tell everyday, some are like that one station with the foreign language; you don't understand a word of it but you listen and watch.
Emo Philips
Related Friends are like television. Some are like PBS and always asking for money. Others are like the news... DR. HAIM GINOTT Take me to the height where success would seek my help to succeed! I ARE Sauces or peppers that arent hot, are like books that dont entretain (or vice versa). JAIME TENORIO VALENZUELA You are unique. No other person looks exactly like you SOTONYE ANGA One guesses with the economy like one guesses with the stock market. There are some basic rules, but... BILL FRENZEL You often love someone not for what they are, but for what you are when you are with them. JEFFREY FRY No not really, it is just like real life. Not everyday you are happy and not everyday you are sad. DAKOTA FANNING When you think of all that goes into what you write you realize that only you see all that is needed... BRENT M. JONES But tales like this must not be taken as truth. You must remind yourself that it is hard to tell whe... ARLENE J. CHAI Did you ever notice that all machines are made for some reason? … They are built to make you laugh... BRIAN SELZNICK Aye, well, I've got my garden. LIKE I I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing. LIKE I On the interception, I was out of bounds, LIKE I casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument. LIKE I I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ... LIKE I I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w... LIKE I I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t... LIKE I I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start. LIKE I I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec... LIKE I You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said. LIKE I I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said. LIKE I Married to the Mob. LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge. LIKE I I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i... LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick? LIKE I I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said. LIKE I Friends are a unique part of everyones life. For some people, they are the only people they come in ... NICHOLAS RYAN LAYMON What will make you a star is in you SOTONYE ANGA You see, women are like fires, like flames. Some women are like candles, bright and friendly. Some a... PATRICK ROTHFUSS Houses are like people - some you like and some you don't like - and once in a while there is one yo... L.M. MONTGOMERY It's not who you are, but what you're made of. It's not where you come from, but where you're going ... CAREW PAPRITZ You are the architect of your life. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Did you ever notice that all machines are made for some reason?" he asked Isabelle. "They are built ... BRIAN SELZNICK 28. Feelings are neither right nor wrong. It's what you do with them that causes the problems. JAMES C. DOBSON Just like the poles of a magnet, some people are drawn to death and others are repulsed by it, but w... JAMES HETFIELD Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no m... MARK TWAIN There are some people you like immediately, some whom you think you might learn to like in the fulln... DOUGLAS ADAMS Some people are like rocks, they ground you but sometimes put you in a hard place. Others are like t... NI D BREEN If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th... GARY F EVANS... When you have the strength to stand up for yourself ,the ones you love and the dignity and honor to ... GARY F EVANS... We have this weird thing in the world where you don't get insulted for what you do, you get insulted... JOHN GREEN Are you a stupid sheep in the flock or a free eagle in the sky? Look at the mirror, what are you? Ar... MEHMET MURAT ILDAN Some days in late August at home are like this, the air thin and eager like this, with something in ... WILLIAM FAULKNER You remember some bedrooms you have slept in. There are bedrooms you like to remember and others you... CARL SANDBURG When you reach illumination, you lose paradise. Illumination is the place where you gain knowledge t... BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA It doesn't matter are you good with the dice, you die. It really doesn't matter what are you doing e... DEYTH BANGER People are like waves of the ocean, some cover you with tides of refreshment, whilst others drown yo... ALI IBN ABI TALIB Beauty is the light within. Only when you see the light within yourself will others see it in you. F. JOHNSON Planting a tree is like having a baby SOTONYE ANGA And as you come to know Him, you're becoming like Him. The more you are like Him, the more different... CRAIG GROESCHEL Like them you are tall and taciturn, and you are sad, all at once, like a voyage. PABLO NERUDA You always feel like you are the only one in the world, like everyone else is crazy for each other, ... MIRANDA JULY Because you are the one. You are better than me in some things, and I am better than you in others..... ILONA ANDREWS Be a master of yourself. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Sometimes we get sad about things and we don't like to tell other people that we are sad about them.... MARK HADDON The intention was not to say that all religions are equal but that all people are equal, and that ac... ALAIN ELKANN For me the schools are the best. They are my favorite part. We have some opportunities to spend some... CARLOS SILVA In life the only things that you see are things that you are projecting, and life presents you with ... OSHO Good friends are like stars.... You don't always see them, but you know they are always there EPICURUS Good friends are like stars.... You don't always see them, but you know they are always there ELEANOR ROOSEVELT Good friends are like stars.... You don't always see them, but you know they are always there WALTER WINCHELL Some years are smaller and some are larger. I don't have an explanation for that. They're like athle... DON BOHANAN Don't waste your tremendous voice writing messages in the sand. LORIN MORGAN-RICHARDS Yeah, right," Minho said. "And Frypan's gonna start having little babies, Winston'll get rid of his ... JAMES DASHNER Flowers have an expression of countenance as much as men and
animals. Some seem to smile; some hav... HENRY WARD BEECHER Flowers have an expression of countenance as much as men and animals. Some seem to smile; some have ... HENRY WARD BEECHER I am aware that everyone that exists has a story, and we all exist because that story is important f... ARZELL Everything passes by, and we are left with just our memories BEN OAK people dont know you till they meet you. dont smile if you dont want to, dont be a false person, don... CAROLINA JANETTE GOMEZ GONZALEZ I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made ... RALPH WALDO EMERSON Boys are like purses. You're always gonna have that one boy that you're always comfortable with and ... LAUREN CONRAD People like Beck and Shawn Colvin are some of the people I listen to lately. GRAHAM NASH Who are you?” I asked. “Are we playing that game again?” she asked me with a nice smile. ... NICO J. GENES Friends are like melons; shall I tell you why? To find one good you must one hundred try. CLAUDE MERMET Friends are like melons; shall I tell you why? To find one good you must one hundred try CLAUDE MERMET There are reasons why those stations are as big as they are. KDKA is a very broad radio station beca... KEITH CLARK Lives, like money, are spent. What are you buying with yours? ROY H. WILLIAMS since you are spending time to watch a movies , make it a useful time for a great movie , not just a... MAHDI KHMI I was hurt deeply that our people were shown in this way. We are always shown in negative ways on te... KING BRITT The most sad and dangerous people are the ones who are desperate to be like you. The people dress li... EUGINIA HERLIHY Some, like Mother Teresa, are born with a gene to help the poor, and some are born with a gene to wr... FRANK MCCOURT Some things are worth the fat and calories, although I have to watch it like a hawk. MEGYN KELLY My dad once said... "Some friends are like "rubber wrappers"; they bind with you safely but get weak... ISRAELMORE AYIVOR People see you on television, and they think you make the same amount of money that Clint Eastwood d... BOB ROSS Musicians are often asked to answer for an entire culture, or for an entire movement. It's a pro... SUFJAN STEVENS Navigating a nonsober world of restaurants and bars, dinner parties, and benefits is like anything t... BILL CLEGG I tried to be a lot more personal with the lyrics. Some of them are definitely about heartbreak and ... JT WOODRUFF When your sad--like really sad--you only want to be with other people who are sad. NICK HORNBY I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES I feel people are like that of original paintings. You can make something like it and to some it may... NICHOLAS GABLE Always treat others like you because all are made of what you are made of. KOWSALAPATHY who are you really? you are not a name or a height, or a weight or a gende... M.K when im mad i usually punch a wall but that doesnt work so when your mad you dont need to punch a wa... DALLY SALAD I wanted to show these people who he really was. And pain always did that, took the insides out." VERONICS ROTH We oft know little of who we were, only something of who we are, and nothing of who we may be. CHARLIE FLETCHER You are not born with beauty, your beauty is created by who you are. Your inner beauty is more impor... EMILY COUSSONS She loved the guy. She did it for him. She would’ve done anything for him. Some people are like th... GREGORY DAVID ROBERTS I always loved comedy, but I never knew it was something you could learn to do. I always thought tha... PAUL REISER You simply feel out for the thoughtwaves of those others with a similar thought, the attraction betw... STEPHEN RICHARDS People are always trying to tell you how they feel. Some of them say it outright, and some of them, ... JUSTIN HALPERN
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I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'... EMO PHILIPS When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't... EMO PHILIPS I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!' EMO PHILIPS Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're t... EMO PHILIPS When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't... EMO PHILIPS You know, at parties, people always ask, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don... EMO PHILIPS People always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alib... EMO PHILIPS I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.&... EMO PHILIPS Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!' EMO PHILIPS I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than ret... EMO PHILIPS I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under an... EMO PHILIPS I ran five miles today. Then, finally, I said, 'Here, lady... take your purse.' EMO PHILIPS Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they&... EMO PHILIPS You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back. EMO PHILIPS I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run aroun... EMO PHILIPS My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' head... EMO PHILIPS The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of ... EMO PHILIPS I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me. EMO PHILIPS How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. EMO PHILIPS People come up to me... concerned... that I'll reproduce. EMO PHILIPS I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, yo... EMO PHILIPS I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to ... EMO PHILIPS You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being span... EMO PHILIPS Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. EMO PHILIPS Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories? EMO PHILIPS When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping ho... EMO PHILIPS My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself. EMO PHILIPS When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn... EMO PHILIPS A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. EMO PHILIPS I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor wi... EMO PHILIPS At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second... EMO PHILIPS I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two... EMO PHILIPS Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist. EMO PHILIPS New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I sai... EMO PHILIPS Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because the... EMO PHILIPS When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of... EMO PHILIPS Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. EMO PHILIPS Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume ... EMO PHILIPS My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, w... EMO PHILIPS When I was a kid, my goodness, corporate America was a bunch of stolid white guys in gray suits tryi... EMO PHILIPS I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. EMO PHILIPS People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?" EMO PHILIPS In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they g... EMO PHILIPS I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know... EMO PHILIPS Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. EMO PHILIPS I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, "If y... EMO PHILIPS My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl... EMO PHILIPS I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. EMO PHILIPS How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand. EMO PHILIPS I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firin... EMO PHILIPS I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wa... EMO PHILIPS I think of my body as a temple. Or at least a relatively well-managed Presbyterian youth center. EMO PHILIPS People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi. EMO PHILIPS I ran three miles today. Finally I said, "Lady take your purse." EMO PHILIPS I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. EMO PHILIPS I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your ... EMO PHILIPS I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run aroun... EMO PHILIPS My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often. EMO PHILIPS I was pulled over in Massachusetts for reckless driving. When brought before the judge, I was asked ... EMO PHILIPS I have a lot more things to talk about now because I'm an adult. EMO PHILIPS I'm a great lover, I'll bet. EMO PHILIPS Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy. EMO PHILIPS You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked ... EMO PHILIPS I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of... EMO PHILIPS I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him. EMO PHILIPS Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi ... EMO PHILIPS Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. EMO PHILLIPS The view on life isn't just change , but time EMO STAR Women! Ya can't live with 'em and ya can't get 'em to wear skimpy little Nazi outfits. EMO PHILLIPS I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was tell... EMO PHILLIPS People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?" EMO PHILLIPS I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. EMO PHILLIPS At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second... EMO PHILLIPS The flowers anew, returning seasons bring! But beauty faded has no second spring. AMBROSE PHILIPS Studious of ease, and fond of humble things. AMBROSE PHILIPS Little pains
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