Friends are not perfect, sometimes they have funny ways, always laugh with them and not at them.

You may laugh at people for what they do, but never laugh at what they are.

No doesn't always mean no; sometimes it means not right now.

There are two kinds of dieters: those who are always telling you what to eat and those who are always telling you what not to eat.

Death is not a laughing matter, so laugh while you are alive.

If you do what you always did you will always remain what you are.