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From one generation to the next, The Beatles will remain the most important rock band of all time.


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THE BEATLES Please don't wake me, no don't shake me, leave me where I am, I'm only sleeping
THE BEATLES Day In the Life
THE BEATLES But tomorrow may rain, so I'll follow the sun
THE BEATLES Hey Jude, don't make it bad, take a sad song and make it better.
THE BEATLES Alice's Restaurant Massacre.
THE BEATLES Til I Can Make It on My Own.
THE BEATLES the minute I didn't feel it, I stopped.
THE BEATLES Who knows how long I've loved you, you know I love you still. Will I wait a lonely lifetime? If you ...
THE BEATLES For I don't care too much for money, / For money can't buy me love.
THE BEATLES All the lonely people, where do they all come from? / All the lonely people, where do they all belon...
THE BEATLES Fads don't last, but it should be clear by now that the Beatles are no ordinary fad.
THE BEATLES as many lost tracks as I could dig up. I found them everywhere: in my dresser, in my suitcases, my k...
THE BEATLES Yesterday our troubles seemed so far away, I believe in yesterday.
THE BEATLES [In A Twist of Lennon, Cynthia was reluctant to speak ill of anyone, even Yoko, whom she did not bla...
THE BEATLES She Loves You.
THE BEATLES Favorite Things.
THE BEATLES I saw her standing there.
THE BEATLES Nowadays people just stand there watching. It's definitely quieter, almost respectful. And as you pl...
THE BEATLES Imagine.
THE BEATLES Obviously there is some disappointment from some of the crew about leaving Kings Bay,
THE BEATLES colorful, uplifting, lightning quick, music-filled evening of theatre dedicated to revolutionary Ame...
THE BEATLES Everyone worked very hard on this. I'm very comfortable with everything.
THE BEATLES Now we are both in this, both losing our mothers,
THE BEATLES John was very human and sometimes in the middle of the night he would say, 'Are you awake ?' and I w...
THE BEATLES No, I didn't worry. But it was worth it.
THE BEATLES I remember thinking back to The Beatles years. I tend to remember them as glorious and golden, but t...
THE BEATLES I mean, this is like, real.
THE BEATLES I was in Europe a little while ago, and USA TODAY ran this item about how I was washing bike shorts ...
THE BEATLES The production group told me he tried to leave the hospital twice because he'd never missed a show b...
THE BEATLES I think it was.
THE BEATLES [And Wilson won, by many estimates. His masterpiece concept album] Pet Sounds ... Sgt. Pepper's Lone...
THE BEATLES True Love Ways.
THE BEATLES Not to mince words, Mr Epstein, we don't like your boys' sound. Groups of guitarists are on the way ...
THE BEATLES The love you take is equal to the love you make.
THE BEATLES Life goes on, brah!
THE BEATLES But of all these friends and lovers There is no one compares with you. And these memories lose their...
THE BEATLES I'll buy you a diamond ring, my friend If it makes you feel alright
THE BEATLES Life goes on within you and without you
THE BEATLES Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.
THE BEATLES Life is very short and there's no time, for fussing and fighting my friend. I have always thought th...
THE BEATLES And in the end, the love we take will be equal to the love we make.
THE BEATLES To every word of love I heard you whisper, the raindrops seem to play a sweet refrain.
THE BEATLES fitting and more permanent form of tribute.
THE BEATLES Beauty's Release
THE BEATLES The Beatles in 1963 weren't the same Beatles as they were in 1966.
THE BEATLES I had spent much of my previous years completely enveloped in Coltrane and Bartok and really heavy, ...
THE BEATLES Girl.
THE BEATLES with such wit, perception, insight, charm, cleverness and charisma
THE BEATLES Chaos And Creation In The Back Yard,
THE BEATLES I ride motorbikes, ... Your father inspired me... my wife's letting me buy an ST1100 tomorrow.
THE BEATLES Yesterday.
THE BEATLES The film shows the director's consistent strength, (has an) uncompromising story and superb acting,
THE BEATLES The Ed Sullivan Show.
THE BEATLES The world is still spinning and so are we and so are you. When the spinning stops--that'll be the ti...
THE BEATLES I'm happy with my lifestyle, ... I don't have time to reflect on [it].
THE BEATLES Tainted Love.
THE BEATLES Don't you think you'll be getting in the way?
THE BEATLES [The more conservative Daily Telegraph said,] Rooney does it again for England, ... Inspired, untouc...
THE BEATLES For well you know that it's a fool, Who plays it cool, By making his world, A little colder
THE BEATLES i know i'll often stop and think about them // in my life i love you more
THE BEATLES I believe in yesterday
THE BEATLES But tomorrow my rain, so I'll follow the sun
THE BEATLES I get by with a little help from my friends
THE BEATLES And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make...
THE BEATLES And in the end
the love you take
is equal to
the love you make
THE BEATLES Let it be.
THE BEATLES I have this theory. If you think about almost any given moment in life, there is a Beatles song that...
PENELOPE WARD First single. Fucking brilliant. Perhaps the most fucking brilliant song ever written. Because they ...
DAVID LEVITHAN Lady Madonna lying on the bed
Listen to the music playing in your head.
PAUL MCCARTNEY Flair is what makes the difference between artistry and mere competence. Cmdr. William Riker
STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION The arbiter of a demanding wargame rendered the word "mismatch" as "challenge" in his language.
STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION It was a home job. Dave (Grohl) taught me.
KURT COBAIN Njeriu jeton jo vetëm jetën e vet personale, por, me vetëdije apo pa vetëdije edhe atë të epok...
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MELINA MARCHETTA Be prepared for the worst, my love, for it lives next door to the best.
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TED NUGENT The Beatles aren’t exactly obscure.”

“No, they aren’t,” Conley answers. “Howe...
CLAUDIA GRAY I just got into the Beatles a couple of years ago, you know, I like it.
ZIGGY MARLEY I liked AC/DC," Lee said. "If you were going to shoot someone, you'd really want to do it while you ...
JOE HILL Love, Love, Love. All you need is love. Love is all you need.
JOHN LENNON I think that one of the nice things about the Yellow Submarine movie is that it seems to be perennia...
GEORGE MARTIN To investigate the history of man's development, the most important finds are, of course, homini...
RICHARD LEAKEY Your own space, man, it's so important. That's why we were doomed because we didn't have any. It is ...
GEORGE HARRISON The most important job I'll ever have is spelled D-A-D.
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JOHN D. ROCKEFELLER Next to courage, willpower is the most important thing in politics.
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LILLIAN S. VILORIA Gangsta rap was the most important movement since the beginning of rock n' roll.
JERRY HELLER The Beatles are one of the most iconic music groups of the 20th century. Their tunes touched so many...
DRUMMOND BONE The most important thing is that the library serves the individual needs of all people. She is the f...
KAREN ROESLER The unfortunate thing is that, sometimes, we slip, but, fortunately, consciously or unconsciously, w...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH What one generation tolerates, the next generation will embrace.
JOHN WESLEY It's one of the most important things at the end of the day, being able to say no to an investme...
HENRY KRAVIS I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES I Wanna Hold Your Hand.’ First single. Fucking brilliant. Perhaps the most fucking brilliant song ...
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