Gag me.

Gag me with a spoon!

I'm like a sight gag.

That is going on the gag reel, that is hilarious.

You'd have looked perfect to me if you'd walked into the room wearing a clown outfit, with a big red nose and huge shoes,' said Rob, giving her a smile that would have made every woman in a three-mile radius melt a little inside. 'Even if you'd sprayed my face with water from a fake flower.

We wanted to hire somebody with a quality background to take the standard of our cuisine to the next level - and I knew the perfect person.