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J.R. Ward

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You would have made a fine warrior, you know that?"

I am one. Death is my enemy."
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The place is also big enough. We could all live there without killing each other." -Rhage
"That...
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They don't fit you?" V asked his roommate.
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Man" Rhage muttered, "someone hit this place with the Hallmark stick."

Until it broke.
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There aren't any syringes." Red Sox came over and held a sterile pack out. When she tried to take it...
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Said the SIG to the Glock. (V)
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One more thing."
"What."
"I think we're dating now." As V barked out a laugh, the cop shru...
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Some bridges you crossed on your own, no matter who drove you to the edge
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You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!
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You are the sweetest thug I've ever known.
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When her blue-black eyes lifted to his, everything disappeared. Their bodies dematerialized. The roo...
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Sister," he murmured, not as an inquiry, but a statement of fact. "Brother mine," she groaned... bef...
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Being with Mary was different because...he wasn't the only one who wanted to make love to her.
...
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A book unopened alters not the ink on its pages. What is there is there.
J.R. WARD
I love you."
Z squeezed his eyes shut. "Don't be a tragedy, Bella.
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There was a heavy, dark pause of vast significance.
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You never knew the last time you were seeing someone. You didn't know when the last argument happene...
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You're getting into some kind of shape, cop."
Aw, come on, now." Butch grinned. "Don't let that...
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The righteous do not always do right, but their souls remain pure.
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The angel popped his already mile high collar. "She said she wanted the holiest thing in the house t...
J.R. WARD
If you’ve bullshitted me, angel, I’m going to kill you.”
The other male rolled his eyes. ...
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Without time,” the angel said, “you have only the bottomless, shapeless mire of eternity.” J.R. WARD There was a soft chiming sound, which meant, tragedy of tragedies, the angel had just popped himself...
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We’re vampires,” he said. “Not fairies.”
“Sometimes I’m not so sure about that. Yo...
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Wow," she breathed.
"I know, right? Hung like a horse."
"If you're really nice-and you liv...
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Rhage raised his hand. "Pastor Ass-hat, I have a question." "Yes, my son, you ARE going to hell." La...
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I brought us all Big Macs,” he said happily. “I know you dig ’em, remember?” “What the…�...
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Lassiter skidded in from the billiards room, the fallen angel glowing from his black-and-blond hair ...
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I have peanut M&M's up there."
"Not my style"
"Raisinets."
"Feh."
"Sam Adams...
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Tohr shook his head. "If you're going to get plastered, why can't you do it like areal man."
"...
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I want to see the front of you.”
“That’s what all the girls say.”
“Do you expect...
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Whoa. Fangs. She had fangs.

She leaned in, prodded them a little. Eating with those puppi...
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Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise.
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That's you," Wrath said. You shall be called the Black Dagger warrior Dhestroyer, descended of Wrath...
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You so need to lighten up about that potato-launcher incident," Butch said.
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I'm going to talk to her."
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Zsadist: I didn't make up the rules of this scenario
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Let him go, V. And let him take her where he needs to go."

As Wrath's voice cut through t...
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Payne nailing him in the face woke him up.
George brought him back his independence.
But B...
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Wrath pulled up...
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Thank you for caring for my brother."
He took his sunglasses off.
And looked at her with t...
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From one king to another, know that I'm giving you the middle finger right now." And he was, with a ...
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All of us are taking the night off," Wrath said abruptly. "We need some regroup time."

Rh...
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For shit’s sake, it wasn’t like there was a twelve-step for being the Scribe Virgin’s kid:
J.R. WARD
I ejaculated about ten minutes ago and the stuff was black. So everything is not normal."

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Dedicated to: You.
There will never be another like you.
For me...you are the one.
Ye...
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Vishous screamed.
The only thing that was louder was the
pop as the hip was relocated, as...
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Written on the mirror, revealed by the steam, were the words, I love you, Jane.
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I don’t think my sister is old enough to have sex.”

“V, she’s the same age you ar...
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Tell you what, you let me go, and I’ll ask you plenty of questions about your race. Until then, I�...
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I love you. And I'm going to keep loving you even after you don't know I exist.
J.R. WARD
Take off your coat."
"Excuse me?"
"Take it off."
"No."
"I want it off."
"Th...
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When Vishous pushed open the door to the exam room, he got a gander at the kind of seating arrangeme...
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If I got to you once, I can do it again. And maybe next time I won’t waste my breath trying to pro...
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You are perfect for a female."
"Not where I come from."
"Then they're using the wrong stan...
J.R. WARD
Payne looked back through the glass at the human on the bed. "Yes. I am in love with him. And if you...
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Don’t stop now,” Rehv said. “You’ve already jumped off the building. The landing isn’t get...
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The essential truth of life, he was coming to realize, wasn't romantic an took only two words to lab...
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A gust of wind went Nike across the flat landscape
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if she thought she'd seen his eyes burn before, it was nothing compared to what they were doing now....
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Destiny was a machine built over time, each choice that you made in life adding another gear, anothe...
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In an earlier life, were you a pair of brakes?"
"Try a brick wall.
J.R. WARD
Bottom line? As much as you
wanted someone to change and believed they could, they were in cont...
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In the silence, she felt the past and the present shift and mix, but that was a mirage. There was no...
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You could lose the ones you loved in the blink of an eye—and he was willing to bet, when it happen...
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...but her eyes had had too much in them and his heart way too little for things to keep going.
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One thing, though," Qhuinn murmured.
"What?"
The voice that came out his throat was unlike...
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V settled back against the pillows and measured the hard line of her chin.
"Take off your coat....
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You’re just too mean to find a grave and lie down”-Tohr to Wrath.
J.R. WARD
yes," she whispered.
He kissed her forehead. "yes what my leelan?"
"I will marry you
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The guy stroked his goatee. “What do you call twenty guys watching the World Series?” “The New...
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Please, if you would," the butler said, "no throwing the linens. Peaches, anyone?" -Fritz
J.R. WARD
Phury nodded. "And if she lives with us, we get to keep the cat.
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Maybe I could do it."

Darius shot him a dry look. "You want to try to get back into your ...
J.R. WARD
She nodded, wondering why couldn't she have been named Mary. Or Sue.
But no, she had to be nine...
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Go 'head." Those freaky-ass black eyes had stared at Butch with the intensity of a shark. "Crack ope...
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That is one fine female, true?" V said.

There was a low, affirmative grumble.

...
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Wrath dragged Beth into his arms and hugged her hard, talking in that other language again. When he ...
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The warrior (Zsadist) rolled his black eyes. "Come on, man. What does it matter to me? You, Tohr. Br...
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Perfect date material, she thought. A vampire with the social equivalent of road rage.

--...
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God, he even knew their names. Rhage. Phury. And that scary-ass Zsadist guy.
Yeah, no Tom, Dick...
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The guy was like part pro wrestler, part Toys "R" Us.
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But that was life: Nobody got a guided tour to their own theme park. You had to hop on the rides as ...
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I would do anything for you. Anything."

With that, he pushed his way out...and as the doo...
J.R. WARD
You are real," she said to herself.

"Aye." His voice was deep and resonant, a caress in h...
J.R. WARD
Why can’t I use my laptop to take notes?” To which the Brother Tohrment had replied, “Because ...
J.R. WARD
Love was worth sacrificing for, he thought as he left his room. Even if it wasn't yours.
J.R. WARD
How sweetly he came to her, she thought. Even with his bulk and power, he came to her...sweetly.
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What happened to you?" she asked.
"I got hit in the side."
"With what?"
"A knife.
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She is more beautiful than I have words for. And last night, I was blessed beyond measure to serve h...
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I… What are you saying, Zsadist?" she stammered, even though she'd heard every word.

He...
J.R. WARD
511I love you. And I'm going to keep loving you even after you don't know I exist.
J.R. WARD
The front door flew open, and Mary shot out of the house, jumping off the porch, not even bothering ...
J.R. WARD
V was half way down the hall when he heard a yelp. He hightailed it back, barging through the door. ...
J.R. WARD
When I want you to beg, I'll tell you.
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I miss you. I miss you so fucking bad it hurts, but I don't know how to find you even though you'...
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You're looking at that chick like you want to roll her up in a taco and put your hot sauce all over ...
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They’d just left when Zsadist came in at a dead run. “Shit, shit, shit…”
What’s doing...
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Red Sox looked around Jane at the patient, “Your mind reading coming back?”

“With h...
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Oh, man there's a marathon of Beaches running tomorrow night. Can we go after ten so I can see it on...
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The staircase that was revealed was lit with a soft red glow.
I feel like I'm walking down into...
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Look upon me, Mistress. Watch as I wither!
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Z: "You know, this was a hell of a lot easier when you were out cold in the back of that truck."
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I'm going to stay here and see if he comes back," Wrath said as the double doors opened and V strode...
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Marissa came around the corner, looking Grace Kelly-fine as usual. With her long blond hair and her ...
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Rehvenge, I’m talking to you more than I speak with my mahmen.”
“I thought your mother wa...
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Quick question. Does this magical skill with gray matter come with a total lack of compunction for y...
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True enough. I say this all the time.

Trez looked at his hands. “I didn’t ask for thi...
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It's a date, isn't it," she realized. "Praise to the Virgin Scribe, I have a date!"
Trez laughe...
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Forever..." he murmured against her. " I'll hold you down..." ~ Trez

'The Shadows' Page ...
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Never met Ahhh, don't know him, don't care how big he is-if he's standing in our way? I'ma murder th...
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And I left the aspirin next to the phone with a tall glass of water. Figured you weren’t going to ...
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You have cable?” He nodded toward her TV.
She tossed him the clicker. “Sure do. And if I r...
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The guy stroked his goatee. "What do you call twenty guys watching the world series?"
"The New ...
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What the—Have you been crying?" Tohrment demanded. "Are you all right? Dear God, is it the baby?"<...
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W:"At least I'm not pussy-whipped!"

T:"Nice. Fucking. Suit."

--Wrath to Tohr
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There was a loud scraping noise as five chairs slid backward. The men rose as a unit. And started co...
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The half-human was the hottest thing he'd ever gotten anywhere near. And he'd cozied up to a lightni...
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If sex were food, Rhage would haven been morbidly obese.
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Tell me something,boys. Do you wear that leather to turn each other on? I mean, is it a dick thing w...
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Man, he wasn't going to need a stress test anytime soon. If his heart could get through a kiss from ...
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You don't know this yet. But you are Mine
- Wrath
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...Bringing the very heavens close enough to touch.
It was Zsadist.
His eyes closed, his h...
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Holy shit." Rehv shook his head and muttered, "Now we know what the zombie apocalypse looks like.
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All right, big guy, down you go."

Oh,yeah. Bed. Bed was good.

"And look who's ...
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Mary frowned. A vampire doctor. Talk about exploring your alternative therapies.
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You want to poof it or ride back with me?
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I can’t… I find that I can’t concentrate. On anything. I can’t really…” Rhage’s eyes d...
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It was right then and there that she'd realized there was no quota on misery for people, no quantifi...
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The rejection didn't faze him. "Fine. If I can't have you, then you do the taking. Have all of me, p...
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I'm not cock-blocking for kicks and giggles. The mothership called
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How can you stand to have me near you?" "The only thing I can't handle is your leaving.
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Even when there were no more options for the body, the heart's wishes find a way out, and as with al...
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Oh, the humanity....
It was a wonder Rhage hadn't blinded himself with all that pop culture.
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Fine, good, Mary thought. Then how about dragging your skinny ass out of here and making s...
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V chuckled. "I had to do something to shut you up. Every damn time I've run into you since I grew it...
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Although she was ashamed to admit it now, the darkness in him had been the largest part of his allur...
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I am barren of words. For no sounds from my mouth are worthy of your hearing
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What you just had is nothing compared to what I want to do to you. I want my head between your legs ...
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She smiled a little. "You are a manipulator"
"I like to think of myself more as an outcome engi...
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Fine, dandy, she thought. Then lose the shirt, peel off those leather pants, and lie down on my tile...
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My name...my name is Mary. I'm here with a friend.'
Rhage stopped breathing. His heart skipped ...
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It was the wife, John thought. And she was giving this tough guy a tongue-lashing. And the man was t...
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All I know is, she's a pounding in my chest that I can't ignore. . . hell, that I don't WANT to igno...
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Fine. If I can't have you, then you do the taking. Have all of me, part of me, a small piece, whatev...
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I will not fall in love with you," she said. "I can't let myself. I won't."

"That's all r...
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After a while Mary said, “Zsadist?”

“Yeah?”

“What are those markings...
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The necklace was a good excuse," he murmured.

"For what?"

"I thought maybe I c...
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Thanks for putting me up for it ... trahyner." As V's eyes flared, Butch said, "Yeah, I looke...
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Butch didn't live in his own place. He didn't spend his own money. He had no job, no future. He was ...
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The pair of them were staring at the computer screen like two dogs watching animal planet: very focu...
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I don't do farm animals.
Can't stand hay in your leathers?
Or wool in my teeth.
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All I see are ankles and wrists--and FYI, you're pulling a Mileyfrickin'-Cyrus with that belly flash...
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I think we're dating now" "Come on...I got you naked. You wore a damn corset. And don't get me start...
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Darkness will never take me... because I have you. Light of my life, Marissa. That's what you are."<...
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What are the rules," The cop said.
"There are none." Vishous spread his stance and braced himse...
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Because my patient just sat herself up--and I'm not talking about her raising her torso off the damn...
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Listen to me. You have the fashion sense of a park bench and the interpersonal skills of a meat clea...
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What’s next? The size of my cock?”

“Hey, even pencils can get the job done—I’v...
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V, you know I love you like a brother, right?"
"Yeah."
"You feed her and I'll tear out you...
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Butch: -I hear ya. No one's biz but yours. One question though
Vishous: -What
Butch: -When...
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Word of advice. These have a kick, so don’t suck too hard—”
Holy hypoxia, Batman.
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He nodded and curled over his paper, writing quickly. As his words took form on the white page, she ...
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