Gallows humor is part of having a doctor in the house. Deal with it.
J.R. Ward
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You're some freaky shit, my brother. You really are
J.R. WARD You would have made a fine warrior, you know that?"
I am one. Death is my enemy."
J.R. WARD Some things are destined to be -- it just takes us a couple of tries
to get there.
J.R. WARD The place is also big enough. We could all live there without killing each other." -Rhage
"That...
J.R. WARD You are a manipulator.
I like to think of myself more as an outcome engineer.
J.R. WARD Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitt...
J.R. WARD Man, it was a good thing vampires didn't get cancer. Lately he'd been chain-smoking like a felon.
J.R. WARD Vengeance was one hell of a roommate.
J.R. WARD They don't fit you?" V asked his roommate.
"Not the point. No offense, but these are wicked Vi...
J.R. WARD Qhuinn: "What is wrong with you, that you care so much about me?"
Blay: "What is wrong with you...
J.R. WARD Life is such a glorious trauma, is it not?
J.R. WARD Butch tightened his grip on his cell and wished there were an app that let you reach through a phone...
J.R. WARD He wanted to give her another word to say, something like luscious or whisper or strawberry. Hell, a...
J.R. WARD Man" Rhage muttered, "someone hit this place with the Hallmark stick."
Until it broke.
J.R. WARD The truth was...he was in love with her. Totally over-the-line, no-going-back, not-even-dead-would-h...
J.R. WARD He knew he was being overbearing as hell, but he couldn't help it. He was a bonded male. With his pr...
J.R. WARD There aren't any syringes." Red Sox came over and held a sterile pack out. When she tried to take it...
J.R. WARD You're such a pain in the ass. (Butch)
Said the SIG to the Glock. (V)
J.R. WARD One more thing."
"What."
"I think we're dating now." As V barked out a laugh, the cop shru...
J.R. WARD Some bridges you crossed on your own, no matter who drove you to the edge
J.R. WARD You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!
J.R. WARD I was dead until you found me, though I breathed. I was sightless, though I could see. And then you ...
J.R. WARD Falling into ruin was a bit like falling in love: Both descents stripped you bare and left you as yo...
J.R. WARD You are the sweetest thug I've ever known.
J.R. WARD When her blue-black eyes lifted to his, everything disappeared. Their bodies dematerialized. The roo...
J.R. WARD Sometimes in life, from out of a myriad of prosaic decisions like what to eat and where to sleep and...
J.R. WARD When he nodded, the physician disappeared into thin air, and then a moment later, Payne felt a warm ...
J.R. WARD Sister," he murmured, not as an inquiry, but a statement of fact. "Brother mine," she groaned... bef...
J.R. WARD The male's diamond eyes locked on Payne, and though she hadn't seen him in forever, she knew who he ...
J.R. WARD As she shuffled back, he glanced down at the tent between his legs. Christ, that goddamn thing in th...
J.R. WARD Being with Mary was different because...he wasn't the only one who wanted to make love to her.
...
J.R. WARD A book unopened alters not the ink on its pages. What is there is there.
J.R. WARD I love you."
Z squeezed his eyes shut. "Don't be a tragedy, Bella.
J.R. WARD There was a heavy, dark pause of vast significance.
Which Jim broke by flashing his hands and b...
J.R. WARD You never knew the last time you were seeing someone. You didn't know when the last argument happene...
J.R. WARD You're getting into some kind of shape, cop."
Aw, come on, now." Butch grinned. "Don't let that...
J.R. WARD The righteous do not always do right, but their souls remain pure.
J.R. WARD The angel popped his already mile high collar. "She said she wanted the holiest thing in the house t...
J.R. WARD If you’ve bullshitted me, angel, I’m going to kill you.”
The other male rolled his eyes. ...
J.R. WARD Without time,” the angel said, “you have only the bottomless, shapeless mire of eternity.” J.R. WARD There was a soft chiming sound, which meant, tragedy of tragedies, the angel had just popped himself...
J.R. WARD We’re vampires,” he said. “Not fairies.”
“Sometimes I’m not so sure about that. Yo...
J.R. WARD Wow," she breathed.
"I know, right? Hung like a horse."
"If you're really nice-and you liv...
J.R. WARD Rhage raised his hand. "Pastor Ass-hat, I have a question." "Yes, my son, you ARE going to hell." La...
J.R. WARD I brought us all Big Macs,” he said happily. “I know you dig ’em, remember?” “What the…�...
J.R. WARD Lassiter skidded in from the billiards room, the fallen angel glowing from his black-and-blond hair ...
J.R. WARD I have peanut M&M's up there."
"Not my style"
"Raisinets."
"Feh."
"Sam Adams...
J.R. WARD Tohr shook his head. "If you're going to get plastered, why can't you do it like areal man."
"...
J.R. WARD I want to see the front of you.”
“That’s what all the girls say.”
“Do you expect...
J.R. WARD Whoa. Fangs. She had fangs.
She leaned in, prodded them a little. Eating with those puppi...
J.R. WARD After a moment, Wrath turned to John. "This is Lassiter, the fallen angel. One of the last times he ...
J.R. WARD Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise.
J.R. WARD That's you," Wrath said. You shall be called the Black Dagger warrior Dhestroyer, descended of Wrath...
J.R. WARD You so need to lighten up about that potato-launcher incident," Butch said.
Phury rolled his ey...
J.R. WARD Qhuinn's eyes shifted away from his buddy--and just happened to measure the distance down to the sto...
J.R. WARD As Qhuinn looked at his best friend's handsome face, he felt as if he'd never not known that red hai...
J.R. WARD I'm going to talk to her."
"And how's that going to go? You're just going to walk up to her and...
J.R. WARD What is your name?" she murmured.
He cocked an eyebrow at her and then went back to staring at ...
J.R. WARD Indeed, the human mind appeared to suffer from a crippling need to fabricate in the absence of concr...
J.R. WARD Zsadist: I didn't make up the rules of this scenario
Wrath: You'll die if you go by yourself. J.R. WARD From the shadows, the young heir to the throne came forward, his expression far older than his se...
J.R. WARD Do you think I haven't noticed? You can't wait to be free of me. I drink and then you bolt up, as if...
J.R. WARD Wrath was in a bad mood, and he knew this because the sound of the doggen waxing the wooden balustra...
J.R. WARD No stonger allies no greater friends no bigger fighters of honor could a king behould then these ass...
J.R. WARD Let him go, V. And let him take her where he needs to go."
As Wrath's voice cut through t...
J.R. WARD Payne nailing him in the face woke him up.
George brought him back his independence.
But B...
J.R. WARD As they went by Assail, the male was watching them. "Jesus, he really is blind"
Wrath pulled up...
J.R. WARD Thank you for caring for my brother."
He took his sunglasses off.
And looked at her with t...
J.R. WARD Wrath walked over to the closet and looked throught the clothes. He took out a black long-sleeved sh...
J.R. WARD As the Brotherhood got down to business, he found himself putting his hand on the dog’s big head a...
J.R. WARD And then Tohr said softly, "I'm lucky to have found love, I thank the Scribe Virgin every day that W...
J.R. WARD I am very comfortable with conflict, be it of the legal or mortal kind. My father was a mediator, a ...
J.R. WARD From one king to another, know that I'm giving you the middle finger right now." And he was, with a ...
J.R. WARD I can smell the sex coming off you right now. I could take you down on this sidewalk and be up that ...
J.R. WARD Tohrment spoke. "Bella's brother called. He's tabled the sehelusion request and asked that she stay ...
J.R. WARD All of us are taking the night off," Wrath said abruptly. "We need some regroup time."
Rh...
J.R. WARD For shit’s sake, it wasn’t like there was a twelve-step for being the Scribe Virgin’s kid:
J.R. WARD I ejaculated about ten minutes ago and the stuff was black. So everything is not normal."
J.R. WARD Qhuinn climaxed on his next swallow, the orgasm shooting out of him before he could think of any kin...
J.R. WARD From out of nowhere, Phury felt an overwhelming tide of guilt, like someone had popped the lid off a...
J.R. WARD Then again, he supposed the healing process, in contrast to trauma, was gentle and slow... The soft ...
J.R. WARD Dedicated to: You.
There will never be another like you.
For me...you are the one.
Ye...
J.R. WARD Vishous screamed.
The only thing that was louder was the
pop as the hip was relocated, as...
J.R. WARD Written on the mirror, revealed by the steam, were the words, I love you, Jane.
J.R. WARD I don’t think my sister is old enough to have sex.”
“V, she’s the same age you ar...
J.R. WARD Tell you what, you let me go, and I’ll ask you plenty of questions about your race. Until then, I�...
J.R. WARD I love you. And I'm going to keep loving you even after you don't know I exist.
J.R. WARD Take off your coat."
"Excuse me?"
"Take it off."
"No."
"I want it off."
"Th...
J.R. WARD When Vishous pushed open the door to the exam room, he got a gander at the kind of seating arrangeme...
J.R. WARD If I got to you once, I can do it again. And maybe next time I won’t waste my breath trying to pro...
J.R. WARD You are perfect for a female."
"Not where I come from."
"Then they're using the wrong stan...
J.R. WARD Payne looked back through the glass at the human on the bed. "Yes. I am in love with him. And if you...
J.R. WARD Don’t stop now,” Rehv said. “You’ve already jumped off the building. The landing isn’t get...
J.R. WARD The essential truth of life, he was coming to realize, wasn't romantic an took only two words to lab...
J.R. WARD A gust of wind went Nike across the flat landscape
J.R. WARD if she thought she'd seen his eyes burn before, it was nothing compared to what they were doing now....
J.R. WARD Destiny was a machine built over time, each choice that you made in life adding another gear, anothe...
J.R. WARD In an earlier life, were you a pair of brakes?"
"Try a brick wall.
J.R. WARD Bottom line? As much as you
wanted someone to change and believed they could, they were in cont...
J.R. WARD In the silence, she felt the past and the present shift and mix, but that was a mirage. There was no...
J.R. WARD You could lose the ones you loved in the blink of an eye—and he was willing to bet, when it happen...
J.R. WARD ...but her eyes had had too much in them and his heart way too little for things to keep going.
J.R. WARD One thing, though," Qhuinn murmured.
"What?"
The voice that came out his throat was unlike...
J.R. WARD V settled back against the pillows and measured the hard line of her chin.
"Take off your coat....
J.R. WARD V shook his head. “Remember what you saw in that clearing, cop? How’d you like that anywhere nea...
J.R. WARD You’re just too mean to find a grave and lie down”-Tohr to Wrath.
J.R. WARD yes," she whispered.
He kissed her forehead. "yes what my leelan?"
"I will marry you
J.R. WARD The guy stroked his goatee. “What do you call twenty guys watching the World Series?” “The New...
J.R. WARD Please, if you would," the butler said, "no throwing the linens. Peaches, anyone?" -Fritz
J.R. WARD Phury nodded. "And if she lives with us, we get to keep the cat.
J.R. WARD Maybe I could do it."
Darius shot him a dry look. "You want to try to get back into your ...
J.R. WARD She nodded, wondering why couldn't she have been named Mary. Or Sue.
But no, she had to be nine...
J.R. WARD Go 'head." Those freaky-ass black eyes had stared at Butch with the intensity of a shark. "Crack ope...
J.R. WARD That is one fine female, true?" V said.
There was a low, affirmative grumble.
...
J.R. WARD Wrath dragged Beth into his arms and hugged her hard, talking in that other language again. When he ...
J.R. WARD The warrior (Zsadist) rolled his black eyes. "Come on, man. What does it matter to me? You, Tohr. Br...
J.R. WARD Perfect date material, she thought. A vampire with the social equivalent of road rage.
--...
J.R. WARD God, he even knew their names. Rhage. Phury. And that scary-ass Zsadist guy.
Yeah, no Tom, Dick...
J.R. WARD The guy was like part pro wrestler, part Toys "R" Us.
J.R. WARD But that was life: Nobody got a guided tour to their own theme park. You had to hop on the rides as ...
J.R. WARD I would do anything for you. Anything."
With that, he pushed his way out...and as the doo...
J.R. WARD You are real," she said to herself.
"Aye." His voice was deep and resonant, a caress in h...
J.R. WARD Why can’t I use my laptop to take notes?” To which the Brother Tohrment had replied, “Because ...
J.R. WARD Love was worth sacrificing for, he thought as he left his room. Even if it wasn't yours.
J.R. WARD How sweetly he came to her, she thought. Even with his bulk and power, he came to her...sweetly.
J.R. WARD What happened to you?" she asked.
"I got hit in the side."
"With what?"
"A knife.
J.R. WARD She is more beautiful than I have words for. And last night, I was blessed beyond measure to serve h...
J.R. WARD I… What are you saying, Zsadist?" she stammered, even though she'd heard every word.
He...
J.R. WARD 511I love you. And I'm going to keep loving you even after you don't know I exist.
J.R. WARD The front door flew open, and Mary shot out of the house, jumping off the porch, not even bothering ...
J.R. WARD V was half way down the hall when he heard a yelp. He hightailed it back, barging through the door. ...
J.R. WARD When I want you to beg, I'll tell you.
J.R. WARD I miss you. I miss you so fucking bad it hurts, but I don't know how to find you even though you'...
J.R. WARD You're looking at that chick like you want to roll her up in a taco and put your hot sauce all over ...
J.R. WARD They’d just left when Zsadist came in at a dead run. “Shit, shit, shit…”
What’s doing...
J.R. WARD Red Sox looked around Jane at the patient, “Your mind reading coming back?”
“With h...
J.R. WARD Oh, man there's a marathon of Beaches running tomorrow night. Can we go after ten so I can see it on...
J.R. WARD The staircase that was revealed was lit with a soft red glow.
I feel like I'm walking down into...
J.R. WARD Look upon me, Mistress. Watch as I wither!
J.R. WARD Z: "You know, this was a hell of a lot easier when you were out cold in the back of that truck."
J.R. WARD I'm going to stay here and see if he comes back," Wrath said as the double doors opened and V strode...
J.R. WARD Marissa came around the corner, looking Grace Kelly-fine as usual. With her long blond hair and her ...
J.R. WARD Rehvenge, I’m talking to you more than I speak with my mahmen.”
“I thought your mother wa...
J.R. WARD Quick question. Does this magical skill with gray matter come with a total lack of compunction for y...
J.R. WARD True enough. I say this all the time.
Trez looked at his hands. “I didn’t ask for thi...
J.R. WARD It's a date, isn't it," she realized. "Praise to the Virgin Scribe, I have a date!"
Trez laughe...
J.R. WARD Forever..." he murmured against her. " I'll hold you down..." ~ Trez
'The Shadows' Page ...
J.R. WARD Never met Ahhh, don't know him, don't care how big he is-if he's standing in our way? I'ma murder th...
J.R. WARD And I left the aspirin next to the phone with a tall glass of water. Figured you weren’t going to ...
J.R. WARD You have cable?” He nodded toward her TV.
She tossed him the clicker. “Sure do. And if I r...
J.R. WARD The guy stroked his goatee. "What do you call twenty guys watching the world series?"
"The New ...
J.R. WARD What the—Have you been crying?" Tohrment demanded. "Are you all right? Dear God, is it the baby?"<...
J.R. WARD W:"At least I'm not pussy-whipped!"
T:"Nice. Fucking. Suit."
--Wrath to Tohr
J.R. WARD There was a loud scraping noise as five chairs slid backward. The men rose as a unit. And started co...
J.R. WARD The half-human was the hottest thing he'd ever gotten anywhere near. And he'd cozied up to a lightni...
J.R. WARD If sex were food, Rhage would haven been morbidly obese.
J.R. WARD Tell me something,boys. Do you wear that leather to turn each other on? I mean, is it a dick thing w...
J.R. WARD Man, he wasn't going to need a stress test anytime soon. If his heart could get through a kiss from ...
J.R. WARD You don't know this yet. But you are Mine
- Wrath
J.R. WARD ...Bringing the very heavens close enough to touch.
It was Zsadist.
His eyes closed, his h...
J.R. WARD Holy shit." Rehv shook his head and muttered, "Now we know what the zombie apocalypse looks like.
J.R. WARD All right, big guy, down you go."
Oh,yeah. Bed. Bed was good.
"And look who's ...
J.R. WARD Mary frowned. A vampire doctor. Talk about exploring your alternative therapies.
J.R. WARD You want to poof it or ride back with me?
J.R. WARD I can’t… I find that I can’t concentrate. On anything. I can’t really…” Rhage’s eyes d...
J.R. WARD It was right then and there that she'd realized there was no quota on misery for people, no quantifi...
J.R. WARD The rejection didn't faze him. "Fine. If I can't have you, then you do the taking. Have all of me, p...
J.R. WARD I'm not cock-blocking for kicks and giggles. The mothership called
J.R. WARD How can you stand to have me near you?" "The only thing I can't handle is your leaving.
J.R. WARD Even when there were no more options for the body, the heart's wishes find a way out, and as with al...
J.R. WARD Oh, the humanity....
It was a wonder Rhage hadn't blinded himself with all that pop culture.
J.R. WARD Fine, good, Mary thought. Then how about dragging your skinny ass out of here and making s...
J.R. WARD V chuckled. "I had to do something to shut you up. Every damn time I've run into you since I grew it...
J.R. WARD Although she was ashamed to admit it now, the darkness in him had been the largest part of his allur...
J.R. WARD I am barren of words. For no sounds from my mouth are worthy of your hearing
J.R. WARD What you just had is nothing compared to what I want to do to you. I want my head between your legs ...
J.R. WARD She smiled a little. "You are a manipulator"
"I like to think of myself more as an outcome engi...
J.R. WARD Fine, dandy, she thought. Then lose the shirt, peel off those leather pants, and lie down on my tile...
J.R. WARD My name...my name is Mary. I'm here with a friend.'
Rhage stopped breathing. His heart skipped ...
J.R. WARD It was the wife, John thought. And she was giving this tough guy a tongue-lashing. And the man was t...
J.R. WARD All I know is, she's a pounding in my chest that I can't ignore. . . hell, that I don't WANT to igno...
J.R. WARD Fine. If I can't have you, then you do the taking. Have all of me, part of me, a small piece, whatev...
J.R. WARD I will not fall in love with you," she said. "I can't let myself. I won't."
"That's all r...
J.R. WARD After a while Mary said, “Zsadist?”
“Yeah?”
“What are those markings...
J.R. WARD The necklace was a good excuse," he murmured.
"For what?"
"I thought maybe I c...
J.R. WARD Thanks for putting me up for it ... trahyner." As V's eyes flared, Butch said, "Yeah, I looke...
J.R. WARD Butch didn't live in his own place. He didn't spend his own money. He had no job, no future. He was ...
J.R. WARD The pair of them were staring at the computer screen like two dogs watching animal planet: very focu...
J.R. WARD I don't do farm animals.
Can't stand hay in your leathers?
Or wool in my teeth.
J.R. WARD All I see are ankles and wrists--and FYI, you're pulling a Mileyfrickin'-Cyrus with that belly flash...
J.R. WARD I think we're dating now" "Come on...I got you naked. You wore a damn corset. And don't get me start...
J.R. WARD Darkness will never take me... because I have you. Light of my life, Marissa. That's what you are."<...
J.R. WARD What are the rules," The cop said.
"There are none." Vishous spread his stance and braced himse...
J.R. WARD Because my patient just sat herself up--and I'm not talking about her raising her torso off the damn...
J.R. WARD Listen to me. You have the fashion sense of a park bench and the interpersonal skills of a meat clea...
J.R. WARD What’s next? The size of my cock?”
“Hey, even pencils can get the job done—I’v...
J.R. WARD V, you know I love you like a brother, right?"
"Yeah."
"You feed her and I'll tear out you...
J.R. WARD Butch: -I hear ya. No one's biz but yours. One question though
Vishous: -What
Butch: -When...
J.R. WARD Word of advice. These have a kick, so don’t suck too hard—”
Holy hypoxia, Batman.
J.R. WARD He nodded and curled over his paper, writing quickly. As his words took form on the white page, she ...
J.R. WARD