Generally, magicians don't know what to say, so they say stupid and redundant crap like, 'Here I am holding a red ball.'

I am, as they say, the classic starving artist.

They say I am a regulator and I think it is just an effort not to comply with the decree. I do not do anything except what the decree requires me to do.

What white man can say I never stole his land or a penny of his money? Yet they say that I am a thief.

I'd say I am partial to women.

What white woman, however lonely, was ever captive or insulted by me? Yet they say I am a bad Indian.