Genius - the ability to produce fantastic amounts of equally fantastic bullshit that all makes perfect sense

Friends are the greatest labor and the greatest reward

Three things are needed for a good life, good friends, good food, and good song.

Distance makes the heart grow fonder, and familiarity breeds contempt. According to this my soul mate should be in Thailand.

They are the greatest curse of all great men, daughters

A wise man writes down what he thinks, a stupid man forgets what he thinks, a complete idiot punishes himself for what he thinks.