Get married, but never to a man who is home all day

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

I am sick of reasonable people: they see all the reasons for being lazy and doing nothing.

The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a great refuge from home life

Always let your flattery be seen through for what really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering

Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse