Get off the beaten path... If you want to find those mom-and-pop joints, those funky little places, just ask around.

Ripe avocados should be soft, not squishy, and you should be able to flick the little stem off easily.

I'm a big fan of doing 'Triple D.' But I don't want to do it forever, don't get me wrong! Travel away from my family, are you crazy? But do you know what it does for these mom-and-pop restaurant joints? It changes their lives forever. I mean, their businesses will never be the same.

If it tastes really good, and it's funky, it's funkalicous. If the guy making it is funky, he's funkintacious.

You can find tranquility, you can find party, you can find new friends. I'm a cruise convert.

You don't have to eat a whole cheeseburger, just take a piece of the cheeseburger.