Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds," I added. Radar tapped a locker twice with his fist to show his approval, and then came back with another. "Ben, getting you a date to prom is so hard that the American government believes the problem cannot be solved with diplomacy, but will instead require force.
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Related if it doesn't come bursting out of you in spite of everything, don't do it. unless it... CHARLES BUKOWSKI She buys "mixed salad greens" for seven dollars a bag, triple-washed with who knows what. And to get... RUDOLPH DELSON The love you get, is equal to the love you give. BEN OAK You know," Daddy said, "it's some that can live their whole life out without asking about it and it'... FLANNERY O'CONNOR I have a dream, I have a vision, I have a mission, I have to do something, I will do this at this ti... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH What is it that makes you so angry, bothers you so deeply, that you're compelled to act? CRAIG GROESCHEL The asking part of the prom date is going to be trouble. DAVID RADFORD I actually did not have a date to my prom. I ended up taking a friend. RACHELLE LEFEVRE PEACE IS THE OBJECTIVE TO WAR, BUT THE BLOOD RUNNETH STILL NATALIE URQUIETA His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING I'm asking God to bless you with something that unsettles you, disturbs you, and upsets you. CRAIG GROESCHEL I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play. J.R. RIM Then you've made the only choice. But there's a penalty attached, as there is to most things you wan... MARGARET MITCHELL How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes. E.M. FORSTER I couldn't give you a number, but I'll tell you what it is, ... I'll tell you it's a limousine that ... HANNAH STORM I'm asking God to give you a Popeye moment. A moment when God blesses you with a divine burden: some... CRAIG GROESCHEL I believe that there is a Matrix and... to be more accurate I am in the Pornography Matrix. DEYTH BANGER Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full. CHLOE THURLOW This is a special thing that we're getting to do despite the storm. Prom is a big thing that everyon... AMY BARNES Why be an ostrich? MARGARET MITCHELL Mother Superior jump the gun... -The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun LAUREN MYRACLE I know now: what is is all that matters. Not the thing you know is meant to be, not what could be, n... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS The idea is to believe me... but as far as I see the world... to believe is a sin... to trust me one... DEYTH BANGER A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung... PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE Post prom will be held at the high school directly after prom has ended. The idea is to provide a sa... JENNIFER WRIGHT The problem with compassion is that it is not photogenic. SEBASTIAN HORSLEY Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said: I am not commanding you, but I ... NICHOLAS SPARKS To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me. NICHOLAS SPARKS As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the... NICHOLAS SPARKS You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on... HARPER LEE You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them. HARPER LEE A Ritual to Read to Each Other If you don’t know the kind of person I am and... WILLIAM STAFFORD I was eating burritos with this girl and she asked me to be her prom date. How could I say no? We we... JOSH HARTNETT I think that many people will intentionally overlook all of the lifeless facts about their relations... C. JOYBELL C. To be fully alive, you need time with God to recharge. CRAIG GROESCHEL The best thing you can do for your kids is to show them God working in you on a daily basis. CRAIG GROESCHEL Anyone can learn how to communicate with animals if they are open to the process and willing to prac... KAREN A. ANDERSON The scientific method gives us
information by testing and repeating observable things so that we
can... LEWIS N. ROE My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice. KENDALL JENNER Do no look for that ideal person to be with, be that ideal person. JEFFREY FRY I hate that just because you happen to be good at something,people automatically think that's what m... AMBER SMITH There is but one freedom, to put oneself right with death. After that everything is possible. I cann... ALBERT CAMUS You Have Seen the Cure for Cancer Many Times, Even Right Now! So the Problem is Not Finding a Cure, ... THEHEALTHFOODGURU I don't think it's fair, obviously, that they canceled prom. There are problems with the prom, but I... ALYSSA JOHNSON Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo... GERMANY KENT I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a g... HARPER LEE Would it please you if I said your eyes were twin gold-fish bowls filled to the brim with the cleare... MARGARET MITCHELL It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single girl of high standing at Longbourn Academy mus... ELIZABETH EULBERG David cuts through all the many needs, wants, and desires that may have been bouncing around inside ... CRAIG GROESCHEL Confidence is the force that runs the world. Mixed with a dose of charm, it has the power to produce... KIRSTEN MILLER Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. The problem with me is that nothing embarrasses me. DAVID HASSELHOFF Friendship is a double-edged sword one side it can be great and true but the other side it spells be... GARY F EVANS... I want to go back to high school, finish out until I graduate, get a prom date and hopefully receive... DAVID RADFORD I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a g... HARPER LEE Godliness with contentment is rare. CRAIG GROESCHEL You go out with a girl you used to date, she looks so damn good, and then at a certain point you say... ARSENIO HALL If somebody says no to you, or if you get cut, Michael Jordan was cut his first year, but he came ba... MAGIC JOHNSON It's easy to come up with new ideas; the hard part is letting go of what worked for you two years ag... ROGER VON OECH The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. JOAN COLLINS Lᴏᴠᴇ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴᴅ ... Yᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ sᴇᴇ ɪᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏ... NICHOLAS SPARKS She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappr... GAIL CARRIGER 'American Top 40' allowed me to be current without my having to force change to keep up with... CASEY KASEM I'm a thinker. That is what I do, in great depth and detail, every waking moment of the day. I like ... BRIAN HERBERT Unification of differences is power. SHESH NATH VERNWAL A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone. LARRY DAVID Green-eyed monsters,” said Magnus, and grinned. He deposited Chairman Meow on the ground, and the ... CASSANDRA CLARE He's getting to the point where his step is so long and so angular, it's really hard to guard him. JEFF FOSTER The problem with losing your anonymity is that you can never go back. MARLA MAPLES The problem with taking amps to a shop is that they come back sounding like another amp. STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN In high school I never went to the prom because I was too consumed with gymnastics. Also, with my ha... CATHY RIGBY There are so many things involved in getting ready for prom. From the color of your dress, to the ac... KARISSA MURPHY I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? Yo... RICK RIORDAN I lay down and started to feel a little depressed about prom. I refused to feel any kind of sadness ... JOHN GREEN All I ever did to that apartment was hang fifty yards of yellow theatrical silk across the bedroom w... JOAN DIDION We can never make proper goodbyes. It was your last ride in a Checker cab and you had no warning. It... COLSON WHITEHEAD Death is a lot like prom - loud, overdone, and although the guy you came with was cool, you never kn... CECILY WHITE A lot of it was because I went private, but also, just getting the programs run on time was a proble... DAVE MORGAN I believe that life is a journey towards God, and that no one has the right to insist that you go a ... PAT BUCKLEY Aside from all that, she was carrying about a million tons of titanium ore to the heavy industries o... CHRISTINA ENGELA I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on... ANDY RICHTER I was so happy to go to prom so I could have a mental break because I've been working so hard. I... ALY RAISMAN The decker these ***holes brought with them is top tier, but I'm going to stomp his jelly beans so h... AMIE KAUFMAN Life is a re-discovery. BRIAN BLESSED If you think that life is a celebration full of party poppers and merry go rounds it's not it's a ga... GARY F EVANS... Life Is a Misconception. DEYTH BANGER Life is a desire! DEYTH BANGER To trust someone you must firstly remember that it is a two way street that will go all the way if y... GARY F EVANS... It is a lie. ARTHUR MILLER When looking for evidence that something exists, it's silly
to start by assuming that it is impossib... LEWIS N. ROE Using the scientific knowledge that we
currently possess, we can take simple logical steps, backed b... LEWIS N. ROE That's the problem with ADHD: I have no focus; I get bored. HANNAH GADSBY The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard. DAVID GERROLD The problem with prototypes is they don't always work. LAURIE ANDERSON Just seeing other people, people getting on with their normal lives, is such a hard thing after you'... JENNIFER SHAW WOLF Wake up to a brand new day and realize why you woke up to meet the day! Live to the end of another d... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is nev... A WALK TO REMEMBER
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