Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.

A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.