Girls don't want Barbie dolls - they want Ken.
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GABY HOFFMANN Because sometimes in life Ken doesn't always choose Barbie.
RACHEL GIBSON We Barbie dolls are not supposed to behave the way I do.
BENJAMIN JOWETT We Barbie dolls are not supposed to behave the way I do.
SHARON STONE We Barbie dolls are not supposed to behave the way I do.
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CRISTIANE VON Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo.
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YAYA HAN O yes youwl want to think on that you dont want your mouf to walk you where your feet dont want to g...
RUSSELL HOBAN Part of the magic of looking at Barbie is how she smiles at girls from her box on the shelf. And whe...
LAUREN DOUGHERTY We're not freaks, Tally. We're normal. We may not be gorgeous, but at least we're not hyped-up Barbi...
SCOTT WESTERFELD people dont know you till they meet you. dont smile if you dont want to, dont be a false person, don...
CAROLINA JANETTE GOMEZ GONZALEZ You might expect little girls to love their Barbie and expect an imaginary love in return. Instead g...
AGNES NAIRN And what do they want!?
DEYTH BANGER Everyone of them is staying, ... They dont want to go back. They have told me that.
AMY COLLINS If you want a preview, look at the stores in Ken Caryl and Golden. They?re beautiful.
RUSS NOVOTNY If you dont get what you want,you wont want what you get.
KENNETH ELLIOTT HUDSON Barbie is the tail that wags the dog. If little girls aren't captivated by Barbie anymore, I don't k...
BOB GOLDSBOROUGH I dont want to be broke down I want to be built up and vice versa I dont want to break down but buil...
HEATHER MONTANO Dont GiVe UP iF U StIll WaNna TrY*
DonT WIpE YOUR TeARS IF YOU StiLL WANT TO Cry
DON'T SET...
TRENT REZNOR Ken Hodge is a major reason why we want this franchise.
JACK DONOVAN I dont want the kind of love thats in movies, I want my own kind,
LYNDSEY ANN-MARIE SHEPARD CG can do anything, but it can't do everything well. What it naturally can do is special effects...
HENRY SELICK It seems like when you want someone they dont want you. When someone wants you, you don't want them....
OMAR ASHRAF EZZELDIN Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls an...
JEFF FOXWORTHY Girls are only complicated because they don't want to explain but they still want to be understood
EMILY THOMAS You know you've made it when you've been moulded in miniature plastic. But you know what children do...
CATE BLANCHETT The girls we spoke to see Barbie torture as a legitimate play activity.
AGNES NAIRN My first acting gig was a skit for Jay Leno on 'The Tonight Show.' It was this Barbie commer...
BRIE LARSON i dont want to be compared to britney,ashlee,hilary or lindsay. i want to be compared to me.
AVRIL LAVIGNE Our mantra this year is 'Look Forward'. The girls want to improve on last year. They don't want to l...
BILL HAWKEY people are like barbie dolls they're beautiful,pretty,caring,fun and everything.....but if you look ...
HAGAR IBRAHIM We dont know what were going to go home to, ... If we dont have anything anymore, Im not sure I want...
IAN WILLIAMSON Ever since I was a little girl, I loved to make things. I always made dresses for my Barbie dolls. W...
STACEY BENDET It breaks my heart because she could have been my niece.
MARK VORTICE My oldest client is 76 and my youngest is 13.
MARK VORTICE I want my music to leave an indelible mark.
ROGER MILLER You know you've made it when you've been moulded in miniature plastic. But you know what chi...
CATE BLANCHETT I will refine somebody in a minor way, but I don't want to totally change them. I don't want...
DOUGLAS KIRKLAND Dolls with no little girls around to mind them were sort of creepy under any conditions.
STEPHEN KING The girls want to see the rips on your stomach - they like that.
USHER Sometimes you dont even want to think aout what people are doing with their groceries.
SARAH DESSEN You don't want a situation where you have to prove that you had a $10,000 Barbie doll collection aft...
JEANNE SALVATORE Dont try to go too fast. Learn your job. Dont ever talk until you know what youre talking about. If ...
SAM RAYBURN Girls want to do what older guys are doing, or they want to be cool. Girls do feel a lot of stress ?...
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LEE ANDERSON Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.
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CHRIS BYRNE Many girls would rather go with friends. They want to be able to dance with whomever they want to. T...
CASEY SMITH Psychologically, (station owners) don't want to hit the $3 mark.
ELAINE PRICE Girls need more hobbies. In general, women have work and kids. They want something else.
AMY TURNER The girls want to be competitive and I let them set what they want to do. But if you asked them, the...
DON KERLEY I don't want to know that you don't want me. I don't want to know what you do without me. I don't wa...
SARA QUIN Girls just want to have funds.
ADRIENNE E. GUSOFF I am society's child, this is how they made me, and now I'm saying what's on my mind and they dont w...
TUPAC SHAKUR That's the senior leadership that they have. And when it comes to crunch time, they want to get it d...
ART DOTEN All the girls today want to be famous, but they haven't earned their spurs.
C. Z. GUEST The girls don't like to lose, ... They were like, 'We don't want to experience that again.'
DIANE MILLER We must teach our girls that if they speak their mind, they can create the world they want to see. (...
ROBYN SILVERMAN A ton of little girls I talk to, they want to be actresses or singers or models.
CAMERON RUSSELL They probably do have an Asian Barbie.
IRIS CHANG You dont got to be the best, you just got to want it more than the next mother fucker
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CECIL BURCH Girls want the same opportunity as boys have.
BOB MANDOLI Things happen to you they happen. They dont ask first. They dont require your permission.
CORMAC MCCARTHY She loved all her children. If they were upset, she was upset about them. She would buy dolls for th...
ANNE BOYD My girls are playing the way they're supposed to. They're aggressive, they're hungry and they want t...
ERNIE SUOZZI (With people) if you want to save time, dont be efficient. With people, slow is
fast and fast is slo...
STEPHEN COVEY I do not want to pass the time. I want to grab hold of it and leave my mark upon the world.
LIBBA BRAY There mark what ills the scholar's life assail, toil, envy, want, and patron.
SAMUEL JOHNSON I need 30 Ken Popes. I need guys with that demeanor. A great family guy. He's a great model for what...
DAVE THOMAS G-strings are uncomfortable. Girls want real knickers now.
ELLE MACPHERSON Like Americans, people outside America want fun, want an emotional compensation for the utilitariani...
TODD GITLIN Apple Computer can go into the recorded music business in any way they want. What they cannot do is ...
GEOFFREY VOS Don't you know girls have to fool people every day of their lives if they want to get anywhere?
SALMAN RUSHDIE These girls know what they've done to make the Trumbull program and they don't want to see that chan...
JACK CANNY Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can...
YUL BRYNNER Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can g...
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JESSICA BIEL I haven't told Mark to hurry up because I don't want to rush him, and I don't want to deal with a by...
SCOTT ALBERTS I rolled up my sleeves and said, 'I want to make a mark on this world.'
BEBE REXHA He testified he didn't want them because they were girls. It is my understanding the girls are in fo...
KAREN SPRINGER I can’t trust beautiful girls
because everyone want them;
I can’t trust ugly girls
because they ...
KAGABO BURANGA JACQUES We just want to write classic pop songs about girls.
BEN CLARK dont wait for next minute, next hour, next day, next week, next year, just do it if you want to do i...
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STEPHENIE MEYER Not even girls want to be girls so long as our feminine archetype lacks force, strength, and power.
WILLIAM MOULTON MARSTON Boys always like to see girls kiss. I don't get it; girls don't want to see boys kiss.
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MARK TWAIN Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
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MARK TWAIN There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.
MARK TWAIN