Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.

(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage)Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to show contempt for this court?'Mae West: 'On the contrary, your Honor, I was doin' my best to conceal it.'

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.

How do you do, Miss West? Mae West: How do you do what?

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to resist.