Give a girl the right shoes and she'll conquer the world.
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Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.
MARILYN MONROE Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.
BETTE MIDLER I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
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I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl...
TAMMARA WEBBER Lermontov: Why do you want to dance?
Vicky: Why do you want to live?
Lermontov: Well, I do...
THE RED SHOES Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
KAISER WILHELM Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world
KAISER WILHELM Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
BILL COSBY If you want to change a whole people, then you start with the girls. It stands to reason: they learn...
TERRY PRATCHETT She's a typical girl. She loves shoes. She loves going shoe shopping, right in mom's closet.
CURTIS JACKSON Be careful to whom you give your heart. Because that person might be the one who kills it or relives...
THE QUIET GIRL Can an Angel have white and black wings at the same time?, or it must be a creation of the devil?, i...
THE QUIET GIRL Love is a tragedy for those who feel it, and a blessing for those who live it.
THE QUIET GIRL We started as strangers and we will end as that too...
THE QUIET GIRL The day you forget your past, finally you would be free
THE QUIET GIRL I miss you, I need you... but most of all I love you.
THE QUIET GIRL I don´t know anymore if I should consider you the reason of my happiness or the reason of my pain
THE QUIET GIRL From everything we lived together, the thing I like the most was me being in your mind. Being in you...
THE QUIET GIRL Sometimes we have to let go someone we love, not because we dont care about them anymore, because we...
THE QUIET GIRL I don't give up at love... I just give up at you.
THE QUIET GIRL Someday I would like to meet someone who made a winner in love instead of a loser
THE QUIET GIRL Love is magical and beautiful when you give it to the right person...
THE QUIET GIRL If you conquer yourself, then you conquer the world
PAULO COELHO Why is England manufacturing bigger and better airplanes and bombs and at the same time churning out...
ANNE FRANK Why is it that we are constantly proving the world wrong but never proving ourselves right?
GIRL234 I love to see a woman in high-heeled shoes. There's something about the curve of the feet up the...
TYLER PERRY I think sometimes there is no right thing.
ROSAMUND HODGE If Cameron kidnaps you, kills you, then buries your lifeless body in a shallow grave in the desert w...
DARYNDA JONES Open your mind. Accept differences. Yearn for peace. Heal the world.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO I'm a girl who loves shoes. There is nothing like the feeling of trying on shoes at the store an...
LAURA MARANO Conquer your neighbourhood, conquer your city, conquer your country, and then go after the rest of t...
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ROBIN HOBB This world is for those who are born to conquer it, Not for those who dream that are able to conquer...
FERNANDO PESSOA Let us walk in the shoes of those who went before us, and conquer the third frontier on whose thresh...
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WILLIAM LANDAY The simplest way to better the world is one good deed at a time.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO Fresh, organic, cage-free eggs that slip right out of the shell are a versatile gift of the food wor...
SUZANNE SOMERS We have tears in our eyes
As we wave our goodbyes,
We so loved being with you, we three. ROALD DAHL Conquer the world but first yourself.
KRISTIN HICKS And," Amber said, practically drooling as she ogled him, "it's tradition for new arrivals to help wi...
DARYNDA JONES The whole world is in my hand, and I will conquer and subjugate the world.
SUN MYUNG MOON If a holy man eats half his loaf, he will give the other half to a beggar. But if a king conquers al...
ABRAHAM ERALY Even a strong man can succumb to the wiles of a pretty girl with pointy shoes.
JOSEPH DELANEY And often the worst thing wasn't the victims--they were dead, after all, and beyond any more pain. T...
DENNIS LEHANE When you're a kid, they tell you it's all "Grow up, Get a job. Get married. Get a house, Have a kid....
~DOCTOR WHO The world is more than the sum of its suffering.
DEEPAK CHOPRA If this is the end of the world, give me a fork and a knife.
DANA GOODYEAR Sounds a lot like the things that Adolf Hitler used to say. We're the only ones who are right, every...
JAY BENNISH We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements.
LAURA DOCKRILL Status quos are made to be broken.
RAY A. DAVIS You make your son out to be to be almost an idiot; well let me tell you something, Mrs Loan, if he w...
CATHERINE COOKSON Oh God, I'm sorry I bring trouble on people. I don't mean to, you know that, you know that. And don'...
CATHERINE COOKSON The end of the world is a strange concept. The world is always ending, and the end is always being a...
NEIL GAIMAN Acknowledging our ignorance can give us the strength to conquer and extend our limit.
JAN JANSEN Care twice as much as others. Help twice as much as others. Give twice as much as others. Love twice...
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.
JOHN RATZENBERGER I just love clothes! I'm a girl who loves clothes, accessories, shoes, bags and jewelry.
KELLY ROWLAND Even a jerk can be a total sweetheart, it just takes the right girl to find his heart and to become ...
~AUTHOR UNKNOWN We cannot conquer the world without first conquering ourselves
SUNDAY ADELAJA We're just going to have to find the right person out there with the right information. They can rem...
CAPT. LESTER BONEY There are three basic problems: how a mind can know the world of nature, how it is possible for one ...
DONALD DAVIDSON Slowly, I'm beginning to realise that what happened to me wasn't my fault, that I was taken advantag...
GIRL A I love accessories. I'm a girl. I love shoes. I love handbags.
PETRA STUNT Everybody would like to be remembered, the catch is do you want to be remembered for all the wrong r...
GARY F EVANS... Many times, the right man gets outnumbered by false and wrong people while the other true and honest...
APURVA GAGLANI Knowing "Attitude is Everything" is just right, but understanding what the right attitude is truly i...
ANUJ SOMANY Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed.
A.A. MILNE We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
Even longer,' Pooh answered.”
...
A.A. MILNE I feel so honored to be able to say "What I do is for my son" without that being an excuse to do stu...
C. JOYBELL C. If we change our thoughts from 'it's too late' to, 'there's still hope', we might see some change in...
KELLIE ELMORE Friendship is the complete explanation of what a Cheetah Girl is - if you have that true friendship,...
SABRINA BRYAN Know the Power of your Smile, it can conquer the world.
MAHRUKH I’m not comfortable in this stadium,” I explained, trying to look calm.
“I know. And you ...
JAMES PATTERSON To transform the world, help people, lift others up, change lives.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO It kind of upsets me that they're playing a shell game and they're only giving the information they ...
LARRY BRONSON Love is a growing, or full constant light,
And his first minute, after noon, is night.
JOHN DONNE You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part.
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C. JOYBELL C. Some actors start with the right shoes. I start with the right hats.
JEFFERSON MAYS Give a girl an education and introduce her properly into the world, and ten to one but she has the m...
JANE AUSTEN Because I must do something while I still can. Each soul is still incalculably precious.
MICHEL FABER History is made so that we can learn from it but like all lessons in life, if they are not learned w...
GARY F EVANS... World will change for betterment only when HEART of majority of individuals grows in size to accomod...
ANUJ SOMANY We talk about wanting to change the world, and we often picture this as a lofty goal reached only by...
ROSIE BLYTHE I have no complaints, except for the world.
BARBARA KRUGER The world is inviolable: it has no beginning and no end. Those who seek to change it will be changed...
MALINDA LO There's no denying it now. I'm in the world. And, too, the world is in me.
NICOLA YOON Don't go around thinking the world owes you a living. It was here first.
MARK TWAIN The hardest thing in this world, is to live in it.
MUTANT ENEMY, BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER Life's irony;Fear the world for it is a dangerous place,for they are only waiting for you to arrive,...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Almost all people talk vociferously and publicly about the change until their financial position cha...
ANUJ SOMANY Every person who changed the world did it by doing something everyone around them was unwilling to d...
TIFFANY L. JACKSON The world is changed not by the self-regarding, but by men and women prepared to make fools of thems...
P.D. JAMES The minute I stopped trying to find the right girl, and started trying to become the right guy...the...
JONATHAN ANTIN It was because they were two parts of a whole. He did not belong to her. And she did not belong to h...
RENEE AHDIEH Cease with the displays of false modesty. The entire palace knows about it."
A feeling of warmt...
RENEE AHDIEH Do you know why I adore roses?" Shahrzad untied the knot of his tikka sash with deliberate slowness....
RENEE AHDIEH Where were you?" Shahrzad tried to control the tremor in her voice.
"Not where I should have b...
RENEE AHDIEH As always. As ever. As a rose to the sun.
RENEE AHDIEH
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