Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
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GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Hodor," said Hodor.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You are the blood of the dragon. You can make a hat.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN [Senior Rob Hudson sustained his good form with a 3-under par 33 to earn medalist honors for the var...
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GEORGE R.R. MARTIN That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Kn...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his...
CHINESE PROVERB Mother Superior jump the gun...
-The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun
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GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Now that’s what I call magic—seein’ all that, dealin’ with all that, and still goin’ on. I...
TERRY PRATCHETT Did you see more glass?
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GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You know nothing, Jon Snow.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Storm in life can’t break a person or budge from his motive whose mindset & attitude is warm with ...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Fire is not essential. Fire is warm comfort. From fire, cultures are born.
ASPEN MATIS Kehidupan perempuan itu sembilan bagian kacau dan satu bagian ajaib, kau akan segera mengetahuinya.....
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Jaime smiled knowingly. Men will read all sorts of things into a knowing smile if you let them.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN The combination of little or no rain, extremely low humidity, strong winds and warm temperatures hav...
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GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You have grudged the very fire in your house because the wood cost overmuch!" he cried. "You have gr...
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VINCENT VAN GOGH If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste...
GARY F EVANS... Ants can carry twenty times their own body weight, which is useful information if you're moving out ...
RON DARIAN is a broken man an outlaw?"
"More or less." Brienne answered.
Septon Meribald ...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN The summer sun continued to rise in the sky and propel shocks of heat down on the city and the heavy...
HUBERT SELBY JR. We hold on to poetry because it lights a fire in our soul and keeps our bodies warm.
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GEORGE R.R. MARTIN If a man has been your teacher for a day, you should treat him as your father for the rest of his li...
WU CHENG'EN Give a bowl of rice to a man and you will feed him for a day. Teach him how to grow his own rice and...
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Elain offered a half smile. "I suppose that war m...
SARAH J. MAAS The great thing about reading is that it broadens your life
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves
ITALIAN PROVERB Most of us think we're too busy or too important to rest for a day.
CRAIG GROESCHEL Man must have fires in his life: Fire of love; fire of work; fire of doing kindness... Without fires...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN Have & Have Not
SAVAN SOLANKI A woodland in full color is awesome as a forest fire; but a single tree is like a dancing tongue of...
HAL BORLAND Who set Rome on fire? The man we must admire. For killing his wife, and taking the life of mother an...
PAUL L. MAIER God is always on time, it may not be the time you are expecting, but hes on time. Just like he said ...
ARTHLENE LAUDAT LAWRENCE Hes the smartest dog Ive ever had,
PETER GOULD Joy is the holy fire that keeps our purpose warm and our intelligence aglow
HELEN KELLER Joy is the holy fire that keeps our purpose warm and our intelligence aglow.
HELEN KELLER Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN [...] orang-orang sering mengklaim lapar akan kebenaran tapi jarang yang menyukai rasanya ketika dis...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Give a man a fish, you feed him for the day.
Teach a man to fish, you feed him for life.
ANONYMOUS Hes doing better than what we thought.
JAMIE KING I wish I was home", She said miserably.
She tried so hard to be brave,
to be fierce as a...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison
SARAH J. MAAS I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you.
SARAH J. MAAS He thinks he'll be remembered as the villain in the story. But I forgot to tell him that the villain...
SARAH J. MAAS You do what you love, what you need
SARAH J. MAAS I turned.
Rhysand leaned against the archway into the sitting room, arms crossed, wings nowhere...
SARAH J. MAAS Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never t...
JOAN CRAWFORD Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never t...
FR. JEROME CUMMINGS It's a great pity that things weren't so arranged that an empty head, like an empty stomach, wouldn'...
UNKNOWN We should be ready for a change.
DEYTH BANGER My old grandmother always used to say, Summer friends will melt away like summer snows, but winter f...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Warm weather fosters growth: cold weather destroys it. Thus a man with an unsympathetic temperament ...
HUNG TZU-CHENG Warm weather fosters growth: cold weather destroys it. Thus a man with an unsympathetic temperament ...
HUNG TZU-CHENG Stand by your man. Give him two arms to cling to and something warm to come to.
TAMMY WYNETTE A man who waits to believe in action before acting is anything you like, but hes not a man of action...
GEORGES CLEMENCEAU Lord Snow wants to take my place now.' He sneered. 'I'd have an easier time teaching a wolf to juggl...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful.
EVANS G. VALENS A woodland in full color is awesome as a forest fire, in magnitude at least, but a single tree is li...
HAL BORLAND This is not Winterfell', he told him as he cut his meat with fork and dagger. 'On the Wall, a man ge...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Let a man in a garret but burn with enough intensity and he will set fire to the world
ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPERY When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice.
APURVA GAGLANI A man of guilt acknowledges and changes himself immediately on being hinted slightly about his fault...
ANUJ SOMANY One piece of log creates a small fire, adequate to warm you up, add just a few more pieces to blast ...
MASTER JIN KWON Ice burns, and it is hard to the warm-skinned to distinguish one
sensation, fire, from the othe...
A.S. BYATT I basically went on for a ride with him one day and it rekindled that fire.
VINCENT ARLOTTI Warm weather fosters growth: cold weather destroys it. Thus a man with an unsympathetic temperament ...
HUNG TZU-CHENG Give a man a fish and he won't starve for a day. Teach a man how to fish and he won't starve for his...
AFRICAN PROVERB I only believe in fire. Life. Fire. Being myself on fire I set others on fire. Never death. Fire and...
ANAIS NIN There may be a great fire in our hearts, yet no one ever comes to warm himself at it, and the passer...
VINCENT VAN GOGH There may be a great fire in our soul, yet no one ever comes to warm himself at it, and the passers-...
VINCENT VAN GOGH For men that are afraid to die
Must warm their hands before a lie;
The fire that's built o...
EDNA ST. VINCENT MILLAY Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play.
J.R. RIM Oh happy day! A day to make a hay! And when it is mid-day, think about the day! And when you think a...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you...
C. JOYBELL C. A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN His cloak was his crowning glory; sable, thick and black and soft as sin.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Tell a man whose house is on fire to give a moderate alarm; tell him to moderately rescue his wife f...
WILLIAM LLOYD GARRISON One piece of log creates a small fire, adequate to warm you up,
add just a few more pieces to b...
MASTER JIN KWON Hes ready to go every morning. He runs right over to the cruiser,
PETER GOULD Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?'
Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, an...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN With everything there is what to do.
AULIQ ICE She made a fence of phrases, which seemed a treachery to herself.
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TERRY PRATCHETT The Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid-back valle...
TERRY PRATCHETT She had heard it said that, before you could understand anybody, you needed to walk a mile in their ...
TERRY PRATCHETT His progress through life was hampered by his tremendous sense of his own ignorance, a disability wh...
TERRY PRATCHETT Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded ...
TERRY PRATCHETT Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they're lords of creation. Not like us cats. We ...
TERRY PRATCHETT The only superstition I have is that I must start a new book on the same day that I finish the last ...
TERRY PRATCHETT Dickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home page.
TERRY PRATCHETT Nothing I can say or devise, and nothing anybody else can say or devise, is going to be perfect.
TERRY PRATCHETT The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes af...
TERRY PRATCHETT Seven hundred thousand people who have dementia in this country are not heard. I'm fortunate; I ...
TERRY PRATCHETT It was one of those problematic occasions with long silences, sporadic coughs, and people saying iso...
TERRY PRATCHETT Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be ...
TERRY PRATCHETT Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.Elves are fantasti...
TERRY PRATCHETT Rincewind had been told that death was just like going into another room. The difference is, when yo...
TERRY PRATCHETT The point is that descriptive writing is very rarely entirely accurate and during the reign of Olaf ...
TERRY PRATCHETT Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves ar...
TERRY PRATCHETT "Why does everyone run toward a blood curdling scream?" mumbled the Senior Wrangler. "It is contrary...
TERRY PRATCHETT A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
TERRY PRATCHETT Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and ...
TERRY PRATCHETT It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If ...
TERRY PRATCHETT It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence coul...
TERRY PRATCHETT An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs ...
TERRY PRATCHETT A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
TERRY PRATCHETT Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...
TERRY PRATCHETT The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then...
TERRY PRATCHETT For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) ...
TERRY PRATCHETT Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his l...
TERRY PRATCHETT In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.
TERRY PRATCHETT Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.
TERRY PRATCHETT The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.
TERRY PRATCHETT God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which migh...
TERRY PRATCHETT That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I...
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