Given the option of hiring acne-riddled teenage boys in red vests, or beautiful and sexy models and actresses trained in safety and hospitality, we're betting our success that restaurants, boutique hotels, clubs and private parties will prefer the latter.

She inches closer so we’re practically sharing the same air. Maybe we are, because I’m light-headed.

If it is legal, we will do it, but we draw the line at nudity or topless.

That's a real good number ... it's amazing really. It's towards the end of the year and the boys are coming off the basketball season, but they all come out and they all want to run. It makes my job easy.

Saudi Arabian police arrested seven teenage boys for leering at women. In accordance with Saudi law, the boys will be whipped and the women will be stoned to death.

That was our mistake, I think. One of many mistakes. To believe that boys were acting with a logic that we could someday understand. To believe that their actions had any meaning beyond thoughtless impulse. We were like conspiracy theorists, seeing portent and intention in every detail, wishing desperately that we mattered enough to be the object of planning and speculation. But they were just boys. Silly and young and straightforward; they weren't hiding anything.