Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.

Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it a thousand times.

If you tell the truth you do not need a good memory!

It is not that I believe that there are too many idiots in this world, just that lightning isn't distributed right.