Go out and have fun. Golf is a game for everyone, not just for the talented few.

Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.

I don't care how good you play, you can find somebody who can beat you, and I don't care how bad you play, you can find somebody you can beat.

Be brave if you lose and meek if you win.

Life consists of a lot of minor annoyances and a few matters of real consequence.

Golf is a game in which you yell "Fore!", shoot six, and write down five