Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

A conspiracy is nothing but a secret agreement of a number of men for the pursuance of policies which they dare not admit in public.

Aging is a matter of mind. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.