God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh.


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God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
VOLTAIRE
God is a comic, playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh.
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Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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To love is to act.
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War is no solution to peace.
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I know now: what is is all that matters. Not the thing you know is meant to be, not what could be, n...
AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS
When our lips parted, he sighed. “I love those eyes, angel. When they look at me, I feel like anyt...
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One of the biggest misconceptions about me is that I'm a comedian, which I'm not. A comedian...
EUGENE LEVY
Life is an audition.
THOMAS FLAJNIK - ANTICHIMERAPODAL
After all, is our idea of God anything more than personified incomprehensibility?

{Said i...
GEORG CHRISTOPH LICHTENBERG
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An audience is so important. I would never have had the guts to dub in that big a laugh.
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The love you get, is equal to the love you give.
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How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful.
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The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.
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35. God is entitled to a portion of our income—not because He needs it but because we need to give...
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For me, my life is a journey.
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Knowing when and how to rest is knowing when and how to acknowledge your limitations and your depend...
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My dad is afraid of my laugh.
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The one w...
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SAM HARRIS
Life is a risk.
CARMELO ANTHONY
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"You're lik...
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You can never sanctify to God that with which you long to satisfy yourself.
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Without music, life is a journey through a desert.
PAT CONROY
Life is a journey. When we stop, things don't go right.
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The key to success is action, and the essential in action is perseverance.
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To err is human. To blame someone else is politics.
HUBERT H. HUMPHREY
Next generations will not know what is to have childhood.
DANIEL MELGAçO
PEACE IS THE OBJECTIVE TO WAR, BUT THE BLOOD RUNNETH STILL
NATALIE URQUIETA
The little trouble in the world that is not due to love is due to friendship.
E. W. HOWE
Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it appears to be.
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A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.
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A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid
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