God only gives you so many chances to score.

He's a good person and he cares. He competes game in and game out and that's what makes you a winning team.

He came in as a mediocre penalty killer at the beginning of the season and now he's part of our top four. He's taken every assignment we've given him, taken it with grace and done a great job at it.

The thing about Graham, and I told him this the first day of camp, is when we played Portland last year, he was the one guy we focused on trying to make sure he didn't score. We thought he was the most important player. He's very strong and he plays with a force. I couldn't understand why his numbers weren't higher.

I was in no mood to negotiate with the Tampon Terrorist.

Hey Jade?' He called out holding two packages of maxi pads.
I shook my head violently to stop Dad from talking, but from where he stood, I doubted he could see I was talking to a boy. A mildly annoying, but nonetheless cute boy.
'Do you want wings or no wings?'
It was official.
This was shaping up to be the Most. Embarrassing. Day. Ever.